Posted on 03/30/2016 4:48:10 AM PDT by V K Lee
Or a larger purse. I've seen some of them the size of duffle bags. And they contain everything from torn-out Cosmo articles to a lifetime supply of Kleenex. Aunt Gladys died almost a year ago and there's still a program from the funeral in there. But ask her to find her car keys, her glasses, her wallet ...
And she surely appreciates your help :-)) Sometimes the mind and memory do become a bit crowded; a new hard drive necessary. Like a man’s empty box according to the video posted above.
That’s because women are always moving things...
Better than whizzing on an electric fence.
When my wife and I got married, we both agreed that I wouldnt do laundry and she wouldn’t cook.
When we returned from our honeymoon, my wife wanted to cook me my favorite meal which happens to be beef stroganoff. She opened up our brand new copy of The Joy of Cooking and prepared the meal from scratch, including the noodles. For reference, she never cooked anything more complicated than grilled cheese.
I came home from work, and upon entry smelled something horrible. I saw my wife on the floor, crying covered in flower, wiping up something I could not identify. I consoled her, sat down to dinner, took a bite, smiled, said it was delicious and proceeded to run to the bathroom puking.
The next morning, I took the hamper, some clothes I picked up off the floor and headed to the laundromat. Put the clothes I the washer, added soap and a couple of other things and sat down and waited for the wash to finish. Took everything, threw it in the dryer and sat back down. Aside from the whites I mixed with the colors, I also washed our dry cleaning.
It was a silent agreement and it has lasted 26 years.
“Better than whizzing on an electric fence. “
Nah, it didn’t hurt that long.
The man here has ability to see colors but is not certain what color is seen. Color blind. But he swears he can watch a black and white movie and see colors that I, personally, am unable to see. When looking at a “hidden in this picture somewhere” type puzzle-his eyes focus on the item he is seeking and can almost immediately see the answer. But when splicing wires, he always asks someone who is NOT color blind to guide him and depends on them to be honest so as not to cause him death by electrocution.
Recently read that they were working on glasses for this affliction and if they are proven successful, an entire new world will be open to those who suffer.
1-8-4-3-6-5-7-2. It's the same for big-block Chevys, too, and most Chrysler V-8s (to include the 426 Hemi).
Just to be truthful, they try ‘moving things’ but many times, finding it impossible, they frequently ask their hunk if THEY would mind moving that armoire from that side of the room into the adjoining room in the northeast corner.
LOL!
Big purses are a necessity to life. Where else is there to carry the paraphernalia the Hunk hands you to hold for him when exiting the auto walking into the ???
To take some of the boxes from his brain, move them to the garage and begin to organize and use them might make better use. :-))
Sometimes I make the mistake of saying “OK we’ll do it your way” to which I get a HEATED reply of “It’s not my way it’s the right way.”
LOL Perfection is seldom achieved without change.
In additive color (e.g., TV) the three primary colors are red, green, and blue. In subtractive color (e.g., printing) the three primary colors are cyan, magenta, and yellow.
Just think ,there would be no Women Drivers if the electric starter had not been invented!
At church Sunday, I was talking to a friend. He said that on the way to church, they had a Christian radio station on, and that the person mentioned how men didn't listen to their wives.
He said, she just looked over at him and stared.
My response to him was; "AND YET...they just keep on talking".
Funny, women want to marry the perfect man...
and then change him.
Also funny. When dating, a man listens to everything his girlfriend says.
After marriage he doesn't hear anything.
Now that a woman gets her husband to change...she doesn't like it.
Progress leads to strange circumstances.
You got it. Printed right on the intake manifold ... Do you know why Chevy used that order instead of just 1-2-3-4- ...?
The only reason he hands you that stuff is because he knows you’re carrying a suitcase. Otherwise he’d just throw it in the back seat.
I have never been a purse-carrying gal. I tried to be, but it winds up so full of crap I can’t find anything. All I carry is my car keys and I punched a hole in my debit card and clipped it on so it is detachable. Carried it this way for years with no problems. Someone comments on it almost every day. One person said I should patent it. Are you kidding? It’s a card. With a hole.
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