Posted on 03/17/2016 7:34:00 PM PDT by PinkChampagneonIce
I’m a Trump supporter; and I think that’s hilarious.
-JT
Say Cheese!, while I snap your picture with my Kodak, I mean iphone.
What’s a FReeper’s favorite rimshot?
Ba-BUMP-TRUMP!
I hear the GOPe is going to finally crack down on illegal immigration.
Yeah, they’re trying to find a way to toss Donald Trump out of the Republican Party!
Donald Trump visited the National Zoo recently and was shown every variety animal in their possession by one of the guides. But both the elephant and rhino pens were empty.
“Where’d they go?” queried a puzzled Trump
“Well, sir. It’s been so long...” replied the guide sheepishly. “No one here remembers what elephant even looks like. But all the rhinos are over on Capitol Hill.
Thanks, folks! You’ve been great! I’ll be here all week. Try the veal—and don’t forget to tip your waitress!
On his first day in office, President Trump received a phone call from Pyongyang. “I scared, man,” said the North Korean leader. “When you gonna nuke us?”
“Relax, dude, we can make a deal. You ever dealt blackjack? It’s simple. You just keep putting cards out until you reach 17. But if you get past 21, you lose.”
“Hey, that’s almost like living in North Korea. You probably make it to 17. If you get past 21, you lose.”
Wow! Those were both good!
Good one! The best jokes are best on the truth.
Three in a row! Nice!
And here I thought he was talking about too much importing of foreign iron and steel as in make American grates again.
last one, I promise.
In his first week as president, Trump got a call from China. “Hey, 45% tariff too high, how about 35%?”
“Okay, that’s fine, I am a reasonable man.”
Later on, another call. “Hey this is the President of Mexico. We can’t afford to build that wall, how about we go 50-50?”
“Sure, it was just a bargaining position, that’s fine.”
The next day, the king of Saudi Arabia called. He said, “Hey, I know you said no Muslims, but my nephew wants to learn to fly, and they say America has the best schools around.”
“Okay, that’ll work. I hear Mitch McConnell needs a pilot.”
This is a must-see, Star Wars with Trump overdubs.
Darth Trump — Auralnauts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KU_Jdts5rL0
Two days back, there was picture from some place with “Make America Grate Again”
Okay, that was just too true to be good!
I mean, uh, well...nevermind...
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