Posted on 03/17/2016 7:34:00 PM PDT by PinkChampagneonIce
VANITY. I think we all need a little comic relief now and then. I heard a funny joke about Trump today at the Courthouse, and thought I would share. If the person responsible reads this, and recognizes the event, it would be very amusing if he identified himself....
He began by saying that everyone has been asking Trump about his security plan, and what he might do about ISIS and all the other threats to the US. Then he said that Trump has reduced his plan to one law, which he would enact if he became President. He would outlaw all shredded cheese in the United States. That would "Make America Grate Again."
Alright, I know. That's terrible. But it's funny. Why don't we share some lighthearted trump jokes?
Probably more truth in that than not.....
you are a terrible Joke teller...:^)
Let’s review Hillary’s expert imitation of “The Junkyard Dawg”; “Bow Wow-wow! Bow-Wow-Wow!!”
You win, Mrs. Clinton. You had me thinking it was a real dog,
looking for scraps!
I didn’t promise you a rose garden....
Two Irish men walked past a bar .....
.......
Well it could happen!
groan... :)
This is only the beginning you know. Trump has the slogan with the word that ends in an -ate sound. Cruz has embraced a slogan pairing an ending of -ted.
Lots of rhyme possibilities in both cases!
I think it was more like ‘arf arf arf ARF’.
(I wonder if that was impromptu, or some adviser actually told her it was a smart idea, without thinking it would be picked up and used forever...)
-JT
Darth Trump on youtube is a Trump voice over of various Star Wars clips. Gets the body motion and attitude just right, but with very different dialogue.
It’s comic relief.
No wookies were hurt in the making of that spoof video.
Not today
I thought your joke was pretty gouda.
Since all the crazy libs are comparing Trump to Hitler, I am reminded of a joke that was actually attributed to Hitler, as described at http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/germany/2185507/Adolf-Hitler-told-bad-jokes-about-Nazi-friends.html.
To “get” the joke, you have to understand something about German military rank. In particular, what we would call 2nd and 1st of a rank (e.g., lieutenant), the Germans would call “unter” (under) and “ober” (over).
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His favourite victim was the Luftwaffe chief Herman Goering, who was notoriously fond of awarding himself medals and decorations.
According to the book by the last surviving member of his bunker, Hitler recounted how Mrs Goering found her husband waving a baton over his underwear in the bedroom and asked him what he was doing.
“He replied: “I am promoting my underpants to OVERpants””, Hitler then joked.
Well, in the old days, probably. Ireland’s bars were all closed by law on St. Pat’s day, until the early 1960s.
-JT
Badda-Bing!
If he wins, I’ll borrow money from a bank in Utah and open an Italian deli. It will be a Provo loan.
A: Put traitorous trade deals in the front yard.
The devil visited Trump Casino and engaged Donald Trump in conversation. “If you follow me,” said Donald, “I will give you any one thing I have except my current wife.”
“Well this is a first,” said the devil. “I usually make these offers. But fine, I’ll take your next wife. And when you see us at the roulette table later, you’ll be pi**ed, man.”
This is excellent innocent fun, that we don’t see too much of lately. I have to go to bed now, but will check back in the morning to read whatever jokes are added.
On January 21, 2017 Donald Trump walked into the Oval Office. He was surprised to find Hillary Clinton there, as she had lost the election.
“I lost?” said a shocked Hillary. “Damn, that’s what I get for only watching NBC.”
I asked who he planned to vote for in the primaries, thinking either Hillary or Bernie.
"Why, Trump of course!" he replied.
This is actually true!
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