Obama remains in excellent health, lowers cholesterol level

Associated Press ^ | Mar 8, 2016 5:08 PM EST | Kevin Freking

[Olog-hai]

President Barack Obama’s doctor says the president’s health remains excellent overall and that he has even improved from his last physical by lowering his cholesterol level and gaining muscle.

Obama, 54, weighs in at 175 pounds, about five pounds less than from his last assessment in 2014. Dr. Ronny Jackson, the president’s physician, says the “president continues to focus on healthy lifestyle choices.” …

[miss marmelstein]

Scrawny miserable bastard.

[Purdue77]

All of that golf is paying off somewhere.

[Osage Orange]

Gay Socialist Marxist Commie Democrat...bass turd!

[GregoTX]

[Georgia Girl 2]

Sad news.

[Organic Panic]

Will the liberals go nuts?

I remember when GW Bush was shown to be one of the healthiest presidents ever. He exercised like crazy, had a very low resting heart rate, low BMI, etc...

The liberals went Ape. They hated him. They even hated that he was healthy.

Will Obama get the same anger?

[Sacajaweau]

weighs less but gained muscle?? He got shorter.

[Mr. M.J.B.]

AIDS, smoking, and coke work wonders for weight management.

[SaveFerris]

That yogurt, err ice cream must be low-fat!!

[Extremely Extreme Extremist]

C’mon actuarial tables and infectious diseases! Do it! Do it! Do it!

[doorgunner69]

I suspect everything about the bastard's health report was carefully combed over for approval before release.

Who knows what was NOT relaesed? Same as Clintoon.

[Paladin2]

Hussein is STILL a Lame Duck.....

[TigersEye]

Other than wool eating moths what would hurt an empty suit?

[Blue Jays]

President 0bama could have lost ten pounds of fat and gained five pounds of lean muscle...resulting in net loss of five pounds of bodyweight.
Not too difficult when one has the best personal trainers, a world-class gym in your house, top chefs, Camp David a helicopter ride away, and a spouse whom he does not wish to see.

[humblegunner]

AIDS therapy has come a long way.

[Mr Apple]

Obama, you should have a pulled pork sandwich for lunch today!

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Mullah Obama has already begun flying in his preset goal of 170,000 Islamic Muslim rapefugees! How many of these 170,000 will eventually beat, rape and murder our fellow Americans. How many of these 170,000 will arrive here - and eventually pull out machine guns on us.

[Honorary Serb]

I don’t believe this report.

One look at him and one can see why!!!!

[TTFX]

Who cares?