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One Third of Florida Voters Think Ted Cruz Might Be the Zodiac Killer [satire]
The Hollywood Wrap ^ | February 26, 2016 @ 8:58 am | By Beatrice Verhoeven

Posted on 02/26/2016 12:41:55 PM PST by drewh

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To: Let's Roll

If you had any literary or film knowledge, you would know that only one out of the three refers to his appearance. And that is the mother remark.

1. Uriah Heep refers to his obsequious manner, not his appearance.

2. George Grizzard was a good-looking man so I couldn’t possibly be referring to his looks. He is the back-stabbing villain in ‘Advise and Consent’ who is despised by the entire senate. It is a brilliant film, try watching it.

My real problem is his whining, high-pitched, buzz saw voice - filled with the fake humility of a Joel Osteen.

Outside of that, I kinda like him.


41 posted on 02/26/2016 1:35:48 PM PST by miss marmelstein (Richard the Third: With my own people alone I should like to drive away the Turks (Muslims))
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To: miss marmelstein

I had people who say Cruz gives them the creeps


42 posted on 02/26/2016 1:40:09 PM PST by scooby321
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To: drewh

I wonder if “opening up of libel laws” against public figure would help in a situation like this.

It rally appears to me that this stuff is put out with malicious intent.


43 posted on 02/26/2016 1:42:01 PM PST by Fai Mao (Just a tropical gardiner chatting with friends)
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To: PJBankard
I don't know.

The alleged response is credible, though.

A poster on here commented about Cruz and Rubio and what they were doing while the Russians were aiming missiles at us from Cuba. (Cruz was born in 1970, Rubio in 71, well after that was resolved.)

Some days I just shake my head..

44 posted on 02/26/2016 1:43:09 PM PST by Smokin' Joe (How often God must weep at humans' folly. Stand fast. God knows what He is doing.)
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To: drewh

I think it’s time to take a sabbatical from all “Conservative” websites. This is absolute crap being posted. Why feed into it?
I’m done. Vote who you want and I will do the same. But I refuse to stoop to this level of garbage. On another website I was told to F myself because of my candidate of choice. Then I come here and read the comments and they are brutal.
Civility is out the window.


45 posted on 02/26/2016 1:43:11 PM PST by marygam (can we get to the election already?)
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To: scooby321

It’s his manner. It’s a learned manner to create a feeling of sincerity and people pick up on that. If he has the killer instinct (and that photo of him chomping down on a cigar as a youth is anything to go by), that would probably be a more authentic personality. I have a feeling his masters at Harvard told him to cut back on it because it was too outre. He’s cut back on it and introduced a new personality that is completely inauthentic.

I recommend he read Quentin Crisp on how to turn a lousy personality into an asset.


46 posted on 02/26/2016 1:45:48 PM PST by miss marmelstein (Richard the Third: With my own people alone I should like to drive away the Turks (Muslims))
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To: drewh; Jim Robinson

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa—aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat???

If there is any evidence needed that FR is suffering from a combination of demon swarming and trolling, this surely is it!

Ted’s another pompous-preacher kind of Christian. Not all that uncommon here. It’s disgraceful, yes. Zodiac killer?!! who has been smoking the wacky backy?

If not zotted, shouldn’t this go to Smokey Backroom?


47 posted on 02/26/2016 1:46:17 PM PST by HiTech RedNeck (Embrace the Lion of Judah and He will roar for you and teach you to roar too. See my page.)
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To: miss marmelstein

The key for a Christian is to let God make you into what He wants you to be, even if that seems improbable at the time. It’ll make sense. God never messes up.

I’ve been told I look like some kind of Aryan Nation jailhouse gang guy. Eeeeeeeeeek! Well, unless that’s the crowd God wants me to end up talking to.


48 posted on 02/26/2016 1:49:36 PM PST by HiTech RedNeck (Embrace the Lion of Judah and He will roar for you and teach you to roar too. See my page.)
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To: HiTech RedNeck

Have you read all of my comments? Only one was directed at his unfortunate looks. My problem is with his manner. I’m not alone in picking out the creep factor.


49 posted on 02/26/2016 1:51:48 PM PST by miss marmelstein (Richard the Third: With my own people alone I should like to drive away the Turks (Muslims))
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To: Spunky

I’m guessing that this is satire.


50 posted on 02/26/2016 1:52:09 PM PST by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: ScottinVA
That's silly. Trump didn't kill JFK. Everyone knows Dick Nixon ordered the hit.

/s

51 posted on 02/26/2016 1:53:04 PM PST by Verginius Rufus
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To: ScottinVA
That's silly. Trump didn't kill JFK. Everyone knows Dick Nixon ordered the hit.

/s

52 posted on 02/26/2016 1:53:04 PM PST by Verginius Rufus
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To: miss marmelstein

And Donald looks still kind of like redneck rassler. That might be why he has a populist appeal. Joe Blue Collar America. Make it great. Git r done.


53 posted on 02/26/2016 1:53:15 PM PST by HiTech RedNeck (Embrace the Lion of Judah and He will roar for you and teach you to roar too. See my page.)
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To: miss marmelstein

So did Lincoln. Both his mothers and his well-t0- do wife.

You prefer Trump, a rouged up old man?


54 posted on 02/26/2016 1:53:46 PM PST by RobbyS (What about the size of the national debt?)
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To: miss marmelstein

Yet, you can’t pick out the creep factor in tRump. I can assure you I’m not alone in that either.


55 posted on 02/26/2016 1:56:11 PM PST by beandog (TrumperTantrum)
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To: miss marmelstein

I need to study up better. Too much hip shooting (even though it can be fun, guilty confession).

Creepy, to me, says some kind of demonic influence he needs to overcome, unless he wants to present himself as the president of creeps.

Having a gospel reputation but not really using gospel in his daily walk, is going to also strike a discordant spiritual note. I believe people instinctively sense spiritual things even though they cannot always explicate them.


56 posted on 02/26/2016 1:56:53 PM PST by HiTech RedNeck (Embrace the Lion of Judah and He will roar for you and teach you to roar too. See my page.)
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To: miss marmelstein

Cruz talks like a lot of people raised in Texas.


57 posted on 02/26/2016 1:57:15 PM PST by RobbyS (What about the size of the national debt?)
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To: RobbyS

I’d rather he look rough than rouged. It would fit his personality better.


58 posted on 02/26/2016 1:57:50 PM PST by HiTech RedNeck (Embrace the Lion of Judah and He will roar for you and teach you to roar too. See my page.)
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To: drewh

I knew this was fishy as soon as I read this:

“Thirty-eight percent of Florida voters actually think...”


59 posted on 02/26/2016 1:59:04 PM PST by VanShuyten ("a shadow...draped nobly in the folds of a gorgeous eloquence.")
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To: HiTech RedNeck

Intrestingly enough, Jeffress, the Baptist preacher who is behind Trump sounds a lot like Cruz.


60 posted on 02/26/2016 1:59:12 PM PST by RobbyS (What about the size of the national debt?)
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