Posted on 02/18/2016 7:16:23 PM PST by Citizen Zed
Snoop Dogg has a gift for creating something out of nothing. Who knew he could create a global buzz around Burger King branching out into hotdogs? An idea that quite frankly (pun absolutely intended) sounds frightening.
In a leaked internal staff training video, Snoop Dogg is revealed as the "Grilled Dogs Training Ambassador", teaching Burger King staff all about the art of preparing hotdogs. Where can we petition to get Snoop to do training videos for EVERY job?
"Today we're training ya'll about the newest menu item. Grilled Dogs. Hot dogs grilled to perfection. Break out the burners, as we grillin' this dog my way; bikinis, martinis, zucchinis, yeah you know the rest. "
What follows is a captivating minute and a half of hot dog and condiment related puns, as Snoop trains haphazard Burger King employees through a crash course in preparing the new menu item.
Just in case you weren't aware, relish is "nothing but chopped up pickles". Snoop Dogg, you have yet again blown my mind.
Although Snoop Dogg seems to have distanced himself from the hip-hop track making that made him a household name, he has taken to the entertainment world effortlessly, starring in a slew of commercials, heading up an anti-gun campaign, and providing a dose of social commentary in ways only Snoop D-Oh-Dub can provide.
Most importantly however, was the stellar news that Snoop's weed filled online talk show, GGN, is set for a shift to the small screen. While we wait impatiently for new episodes to surface, we can revel in Snoop Dogg and his ability to make even a Burger King hot dog entertaining.
Snoop Dogg? You know what dogs do when they “snoop”. Not sure I’d want a guy with that name handling my food.
As we used to ask of Bill Clinton, “Do you know where that hot dog has been”? Oh, sorry, it was about a cigar. Never mind!
It’s a really great video, and he’s funny. But there’s more:
People are becoming such idiots they can’t understand stuff unless it’s shoe-horned into some rhymy, pseudo rap lyric.
Remember “If the glove don’t fit, you must acquit”...?
A highly paid lawyer understood that 20 years ago.
And it’s truer now than ever before.
The movie Idiocracy was not quite completely fiction.
Check out this clip and TELL ME who it seems like:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGUNPMPrxvA
Never had heard him sing. Don’t know who or what he is.
Actually a pretty entertaining commercial.
Pass. Hot dogs from Burger King? Nah ... Der Wienerschnitzel!!
Snoop Dogg is a gang member who with another drove around looking for their victim and then when found the victim was murdered. The partner was sent to prison.
What multi-national family fast food restaurant WOULDN’T want a pornographer gangster foul mouthed pot head associated with their restaurant?
BK better start thinking about adding a slaw dog and a chili dog if they want to compete with the DQ.
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