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A kinkajou was caressing a woman’s face when she woke up in her Miami home, according to a family friend. (Credit: South Dade Avian and Exotic Animal Center)
1 posted on 01/27/2016 5:41:42 PM PST by BenLurkin
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2 posted on 01/27/2016 5:46:54 PM PST by JoeProBono (SOME IMAGES MAY BE DISTURBING ’VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED;-{)
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To: BenLurkin

Yes, I would scream and run in panic, too! LOL! Mostly because you wouldn’t know what that was immediately. Poor thing ran off, also scared.


3 posted on 01/27/2016 5:47:07 PM PST by AmericanMermaid
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To: BenLurkin

i woke up with some scary things caressing my face after a few too many Alabama Slammers :)


5 posted on 01/27/2016 5:48:15 PM PST by dp0622
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To: BenLurkin

The report says that they attended to the needs of the animal. Did anyone think to check on the woman? I am sure she was scared shirtless.


6 posted on 01/27/2016 5:48:29 PM PST by certrtwngnut ("Peace through superior fire power". Ted Nugent)
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To: BenLurkin; Lazamataz

Don’t ask me why I thought about Laz.


7 posted on 01/27/2016 5:51:57 PM PST by Larry Lucido
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To: BenLurkin

I personally would only be concerned about the woman, but I am not PC.


9 posted on 01/27/2016 5:53:25 PM PST by txnativegop (Tired of liberals, even a few in my own family.)
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The reporter should have done her homework. Raccoons and monkeys can not mate. The kinkajou is a member of the same mammalian family as raccoons and they are often mistaken for monkeys. But they are not a hybrid of the two.


11 posted on 01/27/2016 5:55:22 PM PST by lastchance (Credo.)
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“...which is a cross between a raccoon and monkey...”

Cool animal. But no - not a “cross”.


12 posted on 01/27/2016 5:58:03 PM PST by 21twelve (http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2185147/posts It is happening again.)
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To: BenLurkin

Looks like its into kinky stuff.


17 posted on 01/27/2016 6:01:58 PM PST by Rome2000 (SMASH THE CPUSA-SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS-CLOSE ALL MOSQUES)
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To: BenLurkin

A kinkajou is not a cross between a raccoon and a monkey.


19 posted on 01/27/2016 6:05:09 PM PST by piasa
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We don’t countenance anti Semitism here at FR.


22 posted on 01/27/2016 6:07:11 PM PST by jwalsh07
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Headline of the Century!


23 posted on 01/27/2016 6:08:14 PM PST by PghBaldy (12/14 - 930am -rampage begins... 12/15 - 1030am - Obama's advance team scouts photo-op locations.)
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Lucky she didn’t get her face torn up. That guy looks like he could do some real damage.


24 posted on 01/27/2016 6:08:20 PM PST by Ken H
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To: BenLurkin

Bow chicka bow wow,,,,


40 posted on 01/27/2016 6:36:18 PM PST by DesertRhino ("I want those feeble minded asses overthrown,,,")
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To: BenLurkin
"Caressing Her Face"

Kinkajous do that to their food before they eat it.

41 posted on 01/27/2016 6:36:30 PM PST by UnwashedPeasant (A slave is one who waits for someone to come and free him.)
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https://youtu.be/O2R1d4x-3xY


44 posted on 01/27/2016 6:41:30 PM PST by Arthur McGowan
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https://youtu.be/O2R1d4x-3xY


46 posted on 01/27/2016 6:44:19 PM PST by Arthur McGowan
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https://youtu.be/3S5KMJyOVlU


48 posted on 01/27/2016 6:47:03 PM PST by Arthur McGowan
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...she woke up staring at a kinkajou, which is a cross between a raccoon and monkey.

THAT must'a been some mating! < /sarc >

59 posted on 01/28/2016 8:00:09 AM PST by JimRed (Excise the cancer before it kills us; feed & water the Tree of Liberty! TERM LIMITS NOW & FOREVER!)
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