How did they explain big storms before SUVs were invented? Why is a warmer earth a problem even if it is getting warmer? The climate has warmed and cooled countless times and we’re still here.
Global Warming/Freezing/Change is a problem for atheism. If there is no Guiding Hand to maintain the weather cycles appropriate for life the solution is BIG GOVERNMENT.
Gaia is obviously too stupid or wimpish or uncaring. Al Gore/Obama/Clinton to the rescue.
Our saviors want only the power to control our every breath, swallow and defecation to save us from our benighted selves.
Praise our enlightened saviors for caring enough to keep us in cozy caves and fava beans. We are saved. Because God is dead.
Settled Science does not take questions.
Settled Science does not need to explain anything.
Only Deniers would question Settled Science. Only Deniers ask for explanations.