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1 posted on 01/22/2016 4:59:58 AM PST by Lucky9teen

2 posted on 01/22/2016 5:01:19 AM PST by FroggyTheGremlim (Hunga Tonga-Hunga.)

To: 2111USMC; 21stCenturion; 2ndDivisionVet; 3AngelaD; 4mycountry; 5Madman2; 6amgelsmama; 88keys; ...

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3 posted on 01/22/2016 5:02:39 AM PST by Lucky9teen (God's blessing has been on America from the very beginning, and I believe God isn't done yet. TCruz)

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Bring on the snow!

4 posted on 01/22/2016 5:04:28 AM PST by Dacula (Southern lives matter!)

5 posted on 01/22/2016 5:05:18 AM PST by Travis T. OJustice (I miss my dad.)

6 posted on 01/22/2016 5:05:19 AM PST by Travis T. OJustice (I miss my dad.)

7 posted on 01/22/2016 5:05:19 AM PST by Travis T. OJustice (I miss my dad.)

10 posted on 01/22/2016 5:11:29 AM PST by King Moonracer (Bad lighting and cheap fabric, that's how you sell clothing.....)

13 posted on 01/22/2016 5:18:46 AM PST by Monkey Face (Everything the government gives you was taken from someone else. Except Social Security.)

14 posted on 01/22/2016 5:19:07 AM PST by SERKIT ("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.......)

16 posted on 01/22/2016 5:24:47 AM PST by JoeProBono (SOME IMAGES MAY BE DISTURBING ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢Â‚Â¬Ã¢Â„Â¢VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED;-{)

Bring on the storm !!

18 posted on 01/22/2016 5:39:57 AM PST by Delta 21 (Patiently waiting for the jack booted kick at my door.)

I wonder how much Bernie The Perv Socialist is worth? Of course he will go on living the taxpayer funded good life while the peasants will be forced to give up more of our earnings and stand in more lines.

19 posted on 01/22/2016 5:42:07 AM PST by 4yearlurker (Sodom punished for those who practiced an abominable vice as a religious rite-Henry C. Beck)

Late today....

TOP THIRTY!!!!

Have a good weekend All! To those on the East Coast good luck with the blizzard!

21 posted on 01/22/2016 6:25:49 AM PST by Rummyfan (Let us now try liberty.)

I Succeed in Everything I Do. Except Casinos, Marriage, and TV!

In the early 90's, Trump "partnered up" with the nearby 29 Palms band of Mission Indians to run their "Spotlight 29" casino - he quickly rebranded it as "Trump 29", with grand plans for expansion and a huge resort hotel.

In just over a year, the Injuns booted his ass, and went back to "Spotlight 29"......I'd love to know the details, but they still seem to be evasive.

24 posted on 01/22/2016 6:58:37 AM PST by ErnBatavia (It ain't a "hashtag"....it's a damn pound sign. ###)

25 posted on 01/22/2016 7:01:28 AM PST by SWAMPSNIPER (The Second Amendment, a Matter of Fact, Not A Matter of Opinion)

26 posted on 01/22/2016 7:07:15 AM PST by outofsalt ( If history teaches us anything it's that history rarely teaches us anything.)

My contribution to this Friday's silliness...

How To Fight A Bear

These guys are hilarious!

31 posted on 01/22/2016 7:48:26 AM PST by RandallFlagg ("Political correctness is tyranny with manners." -Charlton Heston)

Top 59 at least.

h/t Dorothy

A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says: "Five beers, please."

OT and BTY - I recently received a FReepmail thanking me for my MONTHLY donation to FR. How about you?

32 posted on 01/22/2016 7:58:24 AM PST by upchuck (Killary is the poster girl for everything wrong with our government. h/t Mister Da)

35 posted on 01/22/2016 8:17:22 AM PST by relentlessly

Rural Wisdom

1) Life is not about how fast you run, or how high you can climb, but how well you bounce.
2) Keep skunks and lawyers at a distance.
3) The trouble with a milk cow is that she won’t stay milked.
4) Life is simpler when you plow around the stumps.
5) Don’t skinny dip where there are snapping turtles.
6) Words that soak into your head are whispered, not yelled.
7) Meanness doesn’t happen overnight.
8) Moms and hoot owls sleep with one eye open.
9) Don’t sell you mule to buy a plow.
10) Two can live as cheap as one - if one don’t eat.
11) Don’t corner something meaner than you.
12) It doesn’t take a very big person to carry a grudge.
13) Every path has some puddles.

(5) and 11) are my favorites.)

Then we have God’s email:

God was looking down at Earth and saw all the rascally behavior that was going on. He decided to send an angel down to Earth to check things out.

When that angel returned, he told God, “Yes, it’s bad down there; 95% are misbehaving, the other 5% are not.”

God thought for a moment and said, “Maybe I’d better get a second opinion.”

When that angel reported, “Yes, it’s true - 95% are sinful and only 5% are being good.. The Earth is going to Hell in a handbasket.”

God was not pleased. He decided to email the 5% that were good, because he wanted to encourage them to stay the course and give them a little something to help them along.

Do you know what the email said?

Just wondering, I didn’t get one either.

37 posted on 01/22/2016 8:54:30 AM PST by Oatka (Beware of an old man in a profession where men usually die young.)

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