If there is kudzu fabric, why aren't we rich?
Because nobody’s making fabric from your kudzu?
Have you tried it?
Kudzu’s supposedly ideal for making alcohol fuel, and as you probably know, it’s actually possible to take a nap in a chaise lounge and wake up with vines having grown visibly closer (up to a foot a day).
One of the best Halloween costumes I ever witnessed was a guy that came as a bush. He took very long Kudzu vines and tied them together at the top of his head and had someone cut them at floor length. He walked around like a green Cousin It all night.