Posted on 01/12/2016 11:30:53 AM PST by SgtHooper
Following is a schedule for the Democratic National Convention:
Saturday, 27 August 2016
11:15 AM Free lunch, medical marijuana, and bus ride to the Convention. Forms distributed for Food Stamp enrollment.
2:30 PM Group Voter Registration for Undocumented Immigrants.
4:00 PM Opening Flag Burning Ceremony (Sponsored by CNN)
4:30 PM "How to Bank $200 Million as a Public Servant and Claim to be Dead Broke" by Hillary Clinton
4:45 PM âHow to have a successful career without ever having a job, and still avoid paying taxes!â
A Seminar Moderated by Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson
5:30 PM Invitation-only $10,000 donation Autograph Session; Souvenir photographs of Hillary and Chelsea dodging Sniper Fire in Bosnia
6:00 PM Floor vote on praising Baltimore rioters and using the terminology "Alternative Shoppers" instead of "Looters"
8:30 PM The White House "Semantics Committee" Meeting; General vote on re-branding "Muslim Terrorism" as "Random Acts of Islamic Over-Exuberance"
9:00 PM âLiberal Bias in Media â How we can make it work for youâ; Guest Speaker, Brian Williams
9:15 PM Tribute Film to the Brave Freedom Fighters still incarcerated at GITMO; By Michael Moore
11:00 PM Short film, "Setting Up Your Own Illegal Email Server While Serving in a Cabinet Post and How to Pretend It's No Big Deal"; By Hillary Clinton
They aren’t booing God this time around?
Interesting schedule, thanks for sharing! Good to know the details of what they are actually doing and gonna do.
Somebody with a comedic flair could take this schedule, and using this schedule as a guideline, make up a fictional version, for amusement purposes.
oh wait...
It is in Philadelphia, I believe. So, you need to pencil in a few muggings, killings and rapes...
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