Why can’t you superrotate black holes with one another, exchanging them through an infinite series until zero-energy gravitons are packed infinite densely on the final event horizon? Since the energy-less gravitons fill the entire universe (due to infinite wavelength), this condition would cause an instantaneous collapse of multiverse space and a cancellation of the time dimension in all domains. From that point forward (or backward), we would see all events past, present and future presently, as God does.
Make it so, number one.