Posted on 01/02/2016 8:18:20 AM PST by BenLurkin
KOK! KOKO! KOKO! KOKO!
This is all well and good, but is KOKO eligible to run for the Democrat nomination for President? What are the odds she wins? Maybe Michelle Obama could be the Veep? It would be some kind of first that is assured.
Koko was being shown a picture of Bill Clinton.
Like most apes, she is enamored with the guy. But she can see what a disaster it would be if he got back into power. It's a warning to us. Hillary and Bill will destroy the earth.
Koko has unusual insights that humans don't.
"Man Koko love, Earth Koko love. But man stupid," she said. "Fix Earth! Help Earth! Protect Earth."
“Man Barack love, Earth Barack love. But man stupid,” the putative president said. “Fix Earth! Help Earth! Protect Earth.”
The perfect spokes ... creature ... for the Left. Big, dumb, and only knows how to echo what it’s been told to say.
Like a liberal arts coed — only better!
but whats worse is you know damned well they would get some votes
IF she could communicate, she’d be saying “release me from my imprisonment, you jerks.” Her prison guards are obviously LIB nitwits who exploit her as a toy and to attract their grant money. Animal-abusing bastards.
There's scuttlebutt that the Teleprompter of the United States has expressed discontent with working with the Dimbulb Muslim, and is eager to work with an intelligent partner like Koko...
Bernie
What mystery? He taught her the sign language to say that but to the gorilla it means “I`ll have another banana.”
ROTFLMAO!
nailed it.
Koko for President!
LOLOL!!!
That’s dialogue from a Tarzan movie.
Watch a monkey long enough and you’ll see all sorts of signs. A person suffering from Noble Savage Syndrome will “see” a grammatical sentence in the motions and announce that the monkey is another Shakespeare.
The monkey’s highest mental achievement is flinging feces.
However, Koko, being a sentient creature, has declined, saying she prefers to work with “someone with some brains and some integrity.”
Yeah, right.
Since a Gorilla has no concept of “Earth”, how is this possible? Answer, it isn’t.
Have Koko and Al Gore ever been photographed together?
She must have said this when she was taking a break from working on Obama’s Gun Control EO.
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