Back from the dead: Russian man wakes up in morgue after too much drinking, goes back to party

RT.com ^ | 12/30/2015

[Responsibility2nd]

Russia. Just Russia.

[GraceG]

Enough alcohol will pickle someone to where they are well preserved enough to wake up after being dead.

[Zuben Elgenubi]

Boris Yeltsin is back? That guy sure can drink.

[dfwgator]

“It’s a dead man’s party.... who could ask for more.....”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iypUpv9xelg

[Extremely Extreme Extremist]

Totally rad kick @ss! Dude, I wanna party with him!

[Opinionated Blowhard]

Tim revives, see how he rises
Timothy rising from the bed
Then Whirl your whiskey around
Like blazes Thanum an Dhul
Do ye think I’m dead?

Whack fol, de, dah
Now, dance to your partner
Welt the floor, your trotters shake
Wasn’t it the truth, they told ye lots of fun
At Finnegan’s wake

[Cicero]

I wants me a re-Birthday Party!

[ThunderSleeps]

Finally, someone with a comeback to that guy from the Hangover movies asking “Yeah, but did you die!” ...

[b4its2late]

Now there’s a die hard!

[needmorePaine]

Sounds like the plot of some absurdist Russian novel. Just add a few hundred pages of ruminations on guilt and descriptions of the snowy landscape.

[Delta 21]

I miss all the good parties.

[The Ghost of FReepers Past]

Dude, step away from the alcohol...

[Cowboy Bob]

Here in Russia, the catch all response to everything that goes wrong is: "It's Russia."

It seems to satisfy people.

[JimRed]

...Wasn't it the truth, they told ye
lots of fun At Finnegan's wake

One of my favorites!

[McGruff]

Betcha Putin can't move like this.

[JoeProBono]

[McGruff]

In Russia we embalm before death.

[Darksheare]

Priorities!
Drunk zombie ping!

[Boogieman]

I knew a guy, hardcore alcoholic. He got in an argument with someone at a bar, and when he left, the guy shot him 9 times with a .22 pistol in the parking lot. The bullets missed his vital organs, but still, the paramedics said he probably would have bled out if his metabolism hadn’t been so slow from his contant drinking.

After that, he claimed drinking saved his life and refused to quit!

[Boogieman]

Kind of like in the U.S., we see a crazy news story and say “well, it’s Florida”. I imagine there must be a community of Russian emigrants in Florida somewhere... imagine how crazy that place must be!