5 Uses For Junk Beer

thefederalist.com ^ | Dec. 28, 2015 | Vanessa Rasanen

[PROCON]

[V K Lee]

MAKE MONARCH BUTTERFLY BREW

For those who enjoy seeing the flight of the Monarch Butterflies as they pass thru your area Make Butterfly brew and paint on tree trunks are any other outdoor surface. You will find that many other creatures (not just Monarchs) love this concoction. 1 can flat beer, l pound brown sugar, 1 over ripe banana. Put in blender, blend till it is liquefied, place in a jar and cover with cap. Painted on outdoor surfaces several times a week (especially after a rain storm) will make for a happy home of these flying monarchs.

[JoeProBono]

[Last Dakotan]

Great marinades can be made

[Jack Hammer]

Junk beer.

Classic oxymoron.

Everyone knows there’s no such thing.

[Lurkina.n.Learnin]

Save it for your buddy that always shows up with no beer.

[atc23]

You must live in Portland,OR 😂

[GregoTX]

This is a perfect example for FR’s desperate need for a beer ping list.

[max americana]

There is no such thing as a crap beer here either...a buzz is a buzz regardless.

[Maceman]

New England Steamers in Beer Broth

Note: It says not to use dark beer like Guiness. But personally, I love steaming clams with Negra Medalo.

[NewHampshireDuo]

Never tried beer but I use bad homemade wine to make said auto fuel.

[envisio]

This is blasphemy.

[CGASMIA68]

Kinda like leftover percodans

[NEMDF]

Beer cheese soup! YUM

[kalee]

For later.

[Kenton]

Next holiday season, try this.

Fill up your car's trunk with all your "crap" beer and take it into an inner city near you. Pass it out in front of the local City Mission.

The bums will drink anything, and you can feel like you made somebody happy at Christmas.

[struggle]

I used to do that when I lived in Japan - took a carton of cigarettes duty-free every time I flew international and dropped it under the bridge where they lived.

[W.]

In my fridge, there's no such thing as junk beer. Or, for that matter, aged beer. Beer here has the half-life of a popcorn fart in a whirlwind.

And I have happily disposed of many unwanted beers for my friends. I'm known for having a cast-iron stomach.

One time I went to the dump for a bit of after-work target practice, when in my trunk I spied half of an 8-pack of Stroh's 12oz stubbies in the red package. It was unpalatable as it had been in the heat all summer, but exploded nicely when shook up and thrown in the air for the shotgun to pop.

[ml/nj]

For canned beer, freeze it and then use it to keep decent beer cold that you carry with you.

ML/NJ

[mellow velo]

We always keep some Miller Lite & Corona around to give to company on whom we don’t want to waste the good stuff!