1. Does Bill Clinton have one testicle or two?
2. Will earthquakes in Oklahoma be a problem during the height of the presidential campaign in 2016?
3. Are smartphones going to turn dumbasses into better voters, or worse lovers?
4. Will black liberals and muslim activists dress up to take the most prominent posts on "The People of Walmart" website?
It never ends...
an excellent take on that branch of post modern urinalism!!!
10 Ways Reading this Clickbait Will Change Your Life
I hate the ones with titles that end in “this” in an attempt to drive traffic their way. Example. “You’ll never believe what happened when so and so found out about some guy and and then did this.”
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2. Will earthquakes in Oklahoma be a problem during the height of the presidential campaign in 2016?
Only if the height of the campaign is reached while in Oklahoma, which is probably not going to happen, so, no.
3. Are smartphones going to turn dumbasses into better voters, or worse lovers?
The former, maybe, if they use the phone to get useful information, unless they get on a cruz/trump debate on FR, in which case they will definitely leave dumber.
Regards the latter, depends on who they are talking to or with while having sex.
4. Will black liberals and muslim activists dress up to take the most prominent posts on "The People of Walmart" website?
Seeing as how walmart is come as you are, I would be more concerned mooslimbs try to get ahead, or two, while there.
It never ends...
Trump is a poo poo head. Is that better?
And who made YOU the thread monitor police?
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Just kidding. I agree with you. This place is becoming too unreadable with the many duplicates and reposts.
My guess is the moderators are too busy eating all that free pizza and jazzed up on darksheare’s coffee.
What about articles about those articles?
Boy you’ve brought up something I’ve been noticing. If you can’t create a news story without using a question mark at the end you shouldn’t be a “journalist”.
They are “teaser titles” used for clickbaiting people to click so ads are shown and the website owner makes money.
They should be banned from FR. If the title is a teaser title the poster should have the right to change the title.
“News” channels are doing this heavily too. “Next up, the Broncos did something tonight you don’t want to miss” instead of saying “The Broncos won tonight, we’ll show you how”.
It is like crying wolf. Soon, no one is going to click or watch anything no matter what the title says.
Stupid articles asking questions are getting OLD
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Is someone forcing you or are you clicking on the article of your on free will? If so
quit and don’t be flustrated or worrying about what others post which you can’t control.
Stupid fat articles asking retarded questions are getting dumb and retarded and making donut makers fart and we think fat stupid retarded questions are the stupid problem with dumb articles farting about stupid farts asking fat questions about retarded fat donut makers who write stupid fat retarded articles about questions.
Can I add my
“One Weird trick to end articles with headline such as these?” :)
SaxxonWoods Rule #17 for reading articles.
17. If the title ends in a question mark, what follows is all B.S.
It’s a propaganda trick to force you to read the whole title before opening / visiting the article, and subliminally influence your thoughts with reinforcement of a negative view of the subject of the article.
2. Oklahoma situation will have no consequence because the world is going to end prior to the election and since this is Oklahoma they will be last to know.
3. “Smart phone” is oxymoronic, like saying Jeb Bush will be elected.
4. Last but not least “people of Walmart” are our voters!! sac/
“The top 25 X of all Time”
Where “X” is movies, cars, books, movie stars, whatever. You go there and then painfully click thru 25X commercial laden pages.
Will conjectures posing as an articles get old? Ten reasons why people are saying it’s not only possible, it may be happening already.
Here’s a recent example:
Does the GOP Establishment Think Ted Cruz is a RINO in Conservative Sheep’s Clothing?
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3377674/posts
and
Is the West Disintegrating?
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3377647/posts
AMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!