[Yaelle]

10 Ways Reading this Clickbait Will Change Your Life

[HonkyTonkMan]

hate clickbait “you’ll never believe what happened in Wal Mart”....grrr

[Idaho_Cowboy]

You'll never guess what happens next!
What happened next is truly remarkable/astonishing/etc. This story will change how you see the world/live your life.

It never is and it never does.

Headlines were designed to convey the briefest summary of the article. Most journalist have forgotten the purpose of the headline.