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To: sparklite2

Maybe they do. But why is it when they drive and they get lost, they refuse to stop for directions? A woman drags out the map.


2 posted on 12/07/2015 3:10:04 PM PST by miss marmelstein (Richard the Third: I like to destroy the Turks (Moslims))
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To: miss marmelstein
A woman drags out the map.

I have met few women who could put that map to any use. In fairness, I have met many men who also could not put that map to any use.

6 posted on 12/07/2015 3:13:35 PM PST by NorthMountain ("The time has come", the Walrus said, "to talk of many things")
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To: miss marmelstein

I totally believe this. Women (including me) drive by way of monuments. ie. go 2 miles and turn at the Baptist church then left at the Kroger.

Men are directional ie go SW on Harbinger Street for 2 miles and then turn north on Hiccup Rd. etc.

I can find my way anywhere if you just tell me how to get there but reading a map no way. :-)


7 posted on 12/07/2015 3:14:52 PM PST by Georgia Girl 2 (The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped)
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To: miss marmelstein

We’re really never lost. We know that we are bounded by interstates to our east, west north and south. And usually we are bounded in a much smaller area.
We’re somewhere inside those boundaries, and we have a general idea of what direction we are going.

But a good woman that doesn’t nag and can read a map, is nice to have. A GPS also works pretty well but it does nag a little.


14 posted on 12/07/2015 3:19:20 PM PST by DannyTN
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To: miss marmelstein

“But why is it when they drive and they get lost, they refuse to stop for directions?”

Because we know we have these genetically superior pathfinding skills to fall back on!


68 posted on 12/07/2015 3:47:21 PM PST by Boogieman
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To: miss marmelstein

Now mel, you know that men do not “get lost.”

We explore alternate routes.


83 posted on 12/07/2015 4:00:27 PM PST by henkster (Never elect a president with unresolved mommy issues.)
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To: miss marmelstein

“But why is it when they drive and they get lost, they refuse to stop for directions?”

Reminds me of an old joke: Why does it take 10 million sperm to fertilize one egg? Because none of them will stop to ask for directions.


100 posted on 12/07/2015 4:19:25 PM PST by IAMNO1 (Enough with the divisions. Lets get somebody in there who'll fix this mess.)
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To: miss marmelstein
But why is it when they drive and they get lost, they refuse to stop for directions? A woman drags out the map.

Cuz, if'n we wuz really lost, pullin' out that map won't tell us where we are... ;^p

133 posted on 12/07/2015 5:22:45 PM PST by IYAS9YAS (I got nothin'.)
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To: miss marmelstein
Maybe they do. But why is it when they drive and they get lost, they refuse to stop for directions?


Which reminds me of the old joke:

Q. Why does human conception need only one egg, but thousands of sperm?

A. Because the sperm won't ask for directions.

150 posted on 12/07/2015 6:57:40 PM PST by Albion Wilde ("Look, the establishment doesn't want me, because I don't need the establishment." --Donald Trump)
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To: miss marmelstein

Hah. I can almost always point out N/S whereas my husband sometimes struggles. OTOH, I’m kinda bossy . . . maybe I already have that “extra” testosterone. ;)


157 posted on 12/07/2015 9:57:24 PM PST by Hetty_Fauxvert ("Cruz." That's the answer.)
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To: miss marmelstein

“But why is it when they drive and they get lost, they refuse to stop for directions?”

I’ve only seen that in movies and on TV. I hate being lost, and take whatever measures are required to orient myself.


164 posted on 12/08/2015 5:11:23 PM PST by dsc (Any attempt to move a government to the left is a crime against humanity.)
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