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Posted on 12/05/2015 7:47:49 AM PST by Lazamataz
PERSON: "Islam was responsible for the shootings in San Bernadino."
DEMOCRAT: "No it wasn't. It was a crime of passion. Domestic violence laws need to apply to the workplace, too."
PERSON: "What? He had pipe bombs with him, and two other people were similarly armed! They entered by three seperate entrances and started firing! That takes preparation."
DEMOCRAT: "Well then, it was workplace violence. If only we could pass a fifteen-dollar-an-hour minimum wage, these people would not be so angry with their employer, and shot up that party."
PERSON: "Are you crazy? Workplace violence WITH ACCOMPLICES? It was a strike by Islamic radicals! They worshipped at the most radical Madrasa's and pledged allegience to ISIS!"
DEMOCRAT: "I blame the NRA. They are terrorists."
PERSON: "Take the stuffing out of your cranium! The NRA has never sprayed a Christmas party with bullets! They fight for our rights!"
DEMOCRAT: "The NRA opposes the Intergalactic Trans-Dimensional Hypersonic Background Check. They are responsible for this act of workplace domestic violence."
PERSON: "These Islamic terrorists PASSED TWO firearms background checks! Your 'solution' would solve nothing!"
DEMOCRAT: "The strict California gun laws worked well. We need to have Federal laws like California's."
PERSON: (Shouting) "ALL THAT THE GUN LAWS DID WAS MAKE IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR ANYONE TO DEFEND THEMSELVES AGAINST THESE MANIACS!"
DEMOCRAT: "Violence never solves anything."
PERSON: (Stares in stunned silence)
DEMOCRAT: "You are a racist."
PERSON: "WHAT??!?"
DEMOCRAT: "You hate Islam. That makes you a racist."....(tears welling up)..."You even oppose Syrian refugees."
PERSON: "Of course I do, you feckless moron! There are ISIS members concealed in those droves! Besides, Islam is NOT A RACE!!!"
DEMOCRAT: "Why are you so scared of widows and orphans? I bet you are even scared of young mothers with six-month-old children."
PERSON: (slaps forehead) "One of the terrorist WAS a young mother with a six-month-old child!!!"
DEMOCRAT: "You Right-Wing Extremist Teabaggers are waging a War on Women."
PERSON: "SHE WAS A TERRORIST! OF COURSE WE WAGE WAR ON TERRORISTS!!!!!!"
DEMOCRAT: "We need lots more gun laws."
PERSON: "California has the most, most oppressive gun laws in the nation!! WHAT GOOD WOULD MORE DO?"
DEMOCRAT: "We should pass more gun laws and maybe one of those new laws would stop this. Guns are to blame."
PERSON: "They had pipe bombs too, you freak!"
DEMOCRAT: "They wouldn't have if they had confiscated all the assault rifles."
PERSON: "What is wrong with you? Do you even listen to yourself??? You MAKE NO SENSE!"
DEMOCRAT: (pauses)
DEMOCRAT: (continues) "Stop trying to repeal Obamacare."
PERSON: "WHAT??? What does Obamacare have to do with anything???!"
DEMOCRAT: "If we gave them jobs, they wouldn't have been so angry."
PERSON: "He WENT TO HIS WORKPLACE TO SHOOT THEM ALL UP!"
DEMOCRAT: "Climate change is to blame. They had no hope for the future. We need meaningful carbon-tax plans."
PERSON: "You have lost your mind. I'm outta here."
DEMOCRAT: "Ban guns."
So now we need the url for the first installment please. :-)
This conversation is similar to some actual conversations I’ve seen on TV, and that some people I know have had with liberals. Some liberals actually believe all this stuff.
I like it. You summed up the false world views of the left pretty well.
Isn’t that whole title an oxymoron? :)
That’s the point. ;)
LMAO, pretty accurate.
Pretty good illustration of/for Magic Thinking, which is the hallmark of the liberal, democrat, black lives matter minds. Democrat - ‘All that gun violence in California proves black lives should matter more to you, Laz. Didn’t you know?’
Democrat: They got all the guns legally, we need stricter gun laws.
Person: They had bombs.
Democrat: well they didn’t need bombs because they already had guns...I can’t even talk about this with you, you’re racist!
Existential Cage Theory.
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Well, this one is even better. Great script for WTF theater.
The problem, of course, is nutbag gungrabbing leftists who are positioned to put teeth in their belief.
Feinstein, Soros, Schumer, Obama, Cuomo, etc.
CRUZ or lose in 2016!
Excellent as was the first. I’ve noticed a frightening shift in tone among the unhinged lefties on Facebook. I lot of sweet, sensitive Pasha Antipovs are starting to let their inner Strelnikov show. For that reason alone we need the 2nd Amendment.
Libtardism has degenerated into a relentlessly destructive, all-consuming cesspool of never-ending hostility and raging hatred.
Laz, could you do one of those two cartoon characters exchanging sentences at the break room thingies? You have the script to da tee.
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