ISIS in danger of being wiped out - by deadly flesh-eating disease ?

http://www.mirror.co.uk ^ | 18:57, 2 APR 2015 | BY MHAIRI MACFARLANE

[usconservative]

The World Health Organization has warned that Syria's health system has collapsed under five years of war, helping the disease spread rapidly through a country already plagued by violence.

This is a bad thing????

[GraceG]

They need to cover their wounds in camel piss and camel poop, like mohammed told them, that will fix them all up quick!

[BeadCounter]

Saw the date, yes, I think we read about this earlier in the year.

[Wilhelm Tell]

“My Goodness! What can we do? This is terrible. Maybe we can bring them here to treat them.”

LOL! If I read such a comment on a DUmmy website I would expect the comment was sincere and not sarcastic.

[Salvavida]

I am trying to find a downside of an arid/subtropical antibiotic resistent flesh rotting microbial disease epidemic coursing through ISIS troops, and can’t think of one.

WINNER!!!

[Mastador1]

My God, what about their girlfriends? Somebody has to save the poor Camels, they’re innocent!

[SpaceBar]

Thank you for fixing my spelling error. I hate when you hit post, and read it and say ‘oh crap’.

[alexander_busek]

Islamic State fighters are falling ill in their droves to a deadly flesh-eating virus.

Well, of course they are falling ill in their droves... In who else's droves would they be likely to fall ill?

Seriously: Did the author flunk Freshman English?

Regards,

[Bob434]

[[My Goodness! What can we do? This is terrible. Maybe we can bring them here to treat them. ]]

Ah nope sorry- all our intensive care facilities are full up with ebola patients from over seas

[jocon307]

I’d be happy, very happy, if every last ones of those god forsaken bastards died a long and painful death from this, but sadly nature does not discriminate in that way. But, we don’t have to treat them, just kill them, this will spare others from the disease.

[Bob434]

[[Seriously: Did the author flunk Freshman English?]]

I think he most Yesly did

[ATOMIC_PUNK]

glad i didnt write it whew rough room

[Califreak]

They’re probably injecting captagon with filthy needles too.

Good riddance.

[Califreak]

Good grief.

Those imbeciles in DC are probably working on that right now.

[Califreak]

I’ve been praying just about everyday that if they won’t come to Him, He’ll stop them somehow.

[KGeorge]

Oh! crap. Maybe (The Real) God Is trying to tell them something.

[wastoute]

Zombies?

[wideminded]

Leishmaniasis is not caused by a virus (or a bacteria). Leishmania is a single-celled organism.

[fella]

The only cure is to slather the entire body from head to toe in fresh lard for 40 days and 40 nights.

[oldasrocks]

Spread the rumor that antibiotics are made using pigs blood as an ingredient.