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This Is Why We Can't Have Anything Nice
A lecture
| 11/16/2015
| blueunicorn6
Posted on 11/16/2015 12:02:20 PM PST by blueunicorn6
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To: blueunicorn6
I think the dogs are doing what they do. It’s the women and the chinless men who let them adopt the dogs as their emotional and possibly sexual companions who are responsible for this.
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posted on
11/16/2015 1:17:06 PM PST
by
livius
To: blueunicorn6
I’m with Mom on this. We have six cats and that is why we can’t, and never will again, have anything nice. I pretty much gave up on that and have resigned myself that our retirement years will not be “shabby chic”, but just “shabby”. At least they don’t smell, and that’s something.
To: blueunicorn6
Animals are to live outside.
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posted on
11/16/2015 1:26:44 PM PST
by
Sequoyah101
(It feels like we have exchanged our dreams for survival. We just have a few days that don't suck.)
To: Sequoyah101
Animals are to live outside.
That's easy to say in Texas. A Shi Tzu in New Hampshire wouldn't last more than a year outside.
Animals live wherever their owners choose for them to live, provided they are treated in a humane manner.
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posted on
11/16/2015 1:29:13 PM PST
by
Dr. Sivana
(There is no salvation in politics)
To: Dr. Sivana
Dealer’s choice.
Animals don’t live in my house no matter where my house is.
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posted on
11/16/2015 1:39:46 PM PST
by
Sequoyah101
(It feels like we have exchanged our dreams for survival. We just have a few days that don't suck.)
To: blueunicorn6
OK, so the “looking defiant as Bill Clinton” part was the funniest.
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posted on
11/16/2015 1:45:03 PM PST
by
MrB
(The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
To: blueunicorn6
LOL! Yep. my wife can think I am the devil incarnate, but her kids!? Mad and then 2 minutes later all is forgiven.
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posted on
11/16/2015 1:47:51 PM PST
by
vpintheak
(Death before disarmament!)
To: blueunicorn6
‘’glaring at my wife like Bill Clinton when he looked into the camera and told everyone he didn’t have sex with that woman.’’
An even better look of Clinton’s was when he was asked the cigar question. Priceless! He had no clue that was coming.
To: MayflowerMadam
Yeah, but despite the carnage, I bet you still put up a Christmas tree every year.
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posted on
11/16/2015 2:38:07 PM PST
by
Jacquerie
( To shun Article V is to embrace tyranny.)
To: Jacquerie
‘’I bet you still put up a Christmas tree every year.’’
Nope. No Christmas tree for eight years. We tried it once; it didn’t work out. (We can’t have anything nice.)
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To: blueunicorn6
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posted on
11/16/2015 5:55:52 PM PST
by
Rodamala
To: blueunicorn6
And this vid is extra special because the SAME thing happened one time with my roommate's dog Titan when he was out on the sunporch unsupervised. I heard the racket and walked out there and the look on T's face was priceless. If that dog could talk, he would have sounded just like John Candy at the end of Uncle Buck when all the pots on the pot rack came crashing down.
"SH*T!!!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irSC4-j_NjY
Enjoy.
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posted on
11/16/2015 6:04:45 PM PST
by
Rodamala
To: aomagrat
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posted on
11/16/2015 6:10:07 PM PST
by
Rodamala
To: EQAndyBuzz
Try a foot bath, at the front door.
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posted on
11/16/2015 6:11:40 PM PST
by
Daffynition
(*Gun control is a tool to make innocents pay the price for the guilty* W.LaPierre)
To: blueunicorn6
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posted on
11/16/2015 6:23:23 PM PST
by
Daffynition
(*Gun control is a tool to make innocents pay the price for the guilty* W.LaPierre)
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