Powdered sugar. I think I'd rather deal with the mud.
Posted on 11/16/2015 12:02:20 PM PST by blueunicorn6
Where does she fall on the “Hot Crazy matrix”?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKWmFWRVLlU
It’s important to know.
Thanks for the laughs. After the last few days it was needed.
Powdered sugar. I think I'd rather deal with the mud.
“I swept the room looking for broken pieces or dirt. There it was....on the couch.....muddy paw prints. Ohhhhh, he was going to get it for that.”
Ok. So I have a Golden and he tracks mud into the house all the time. He comes in to the house via the family room which is carpeted. Paw prints into the hallway, dining room, steps, hallway, into my bedroom and finally on the bed. But it isn’t the dogs fault. For some reason it is mine.
We got the dog booties. He looks ridiculous in them and he knows the dogs on all sides of the house are laughing at him. He complains he doesn’t have thumbs which is why I put them on him. We decided on the booties after having the carpet cleaned last week. The wife was working, I was sleeping and the dog came into the house by himself. Tracked mud all the way into my bed.
You can never win with a good looking pooch.
Shame! Shame on you for even knowing about such a matrix!
I would never dare to put my wife on such a matrix.
If you stand sideways fifty feet from her, she can shoot the buttons off your shirt and all you’d feel is the breeze from the lead going by.
I’m not about to put her on some matrix and brave bullets again.
Yep. That’s how the dogs looked.
Goldens are great dogs.
I’m not about to put her on some matrix and brave bullets again.
So, what is her Freeper Handle?
You’re welcome. I know what you mean.
“Gutshooter6”
Ouch.
I suspect she posts more to you than here.
Goldens are awesome.
Retarded, but awesome.
Women are getting so dog crazy that it’s frightening. Yesterday I saw a woman tourist in a park in our town lying down with a large Lab between her legs, his front paws on her shoulders, and her arms around the dog. It could have been a porno shot. Her boyfriend or maybe even husband was sitting next to her and looking at his phone and didn’t seem to be bothered or even notice. What is it with Metrosexual men and their women and dogs?
THAT is one priceless face! Hard to be mad for long looking at that mug!
Muddy feet, shredded IRS checks or Ben Franklins, poop on the brand new carpet is all nothing. It just is. Hug your furry kids and cherish every crazy second. Because someday they’ll be gone and you will be willing to give everything you’re ever going to have for just a few more minutes. Just 1 or 2.
I don’t know.....tail envy?
I tried to be a doggie psychiatrist but I failed. All I could get them to do was lay on the couch. None of them would talk.
I put pavers all around the track where my big Sheltie likes to run when he gets excited. Not only do I no longer have a problem with mud, but the pavers wear his nails down so I don’t have to cut them.
Yep.
We lost the Oldest Brother this year.
He was a great dog.
Good idea.
I had a Sheltie a ways back.
Wonderful little girl.
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