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1 posted on 10/08/2015 7:49:30 PM PDT by beaversmom
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“Is it in your belly!? Just now? Is it? Are you really?”

Years ago the Readers Digest had a similar story, but with different results.

Mommy took her son's hand and placed it on her belly, where the fetus was starting to kick, telling him it was his new brother.

The horrified kid ran out into the street screaming "Mom ate my baby brother!"

2 posted on 10/08/2015 8:04:00 PM PDT by Oatka (This is America. Assimilate or evaporate. [URL=http://media.photobucket.com/user/currencyjunkie/me)
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When my granddaughter was five she went with her pregnant mother for a doctor appointment and they performed an ultrasound.

When her daddy got home from work she met him at the door saying “Daddy! We’re having a 90 cent girl!”


4 posted on 10/08/2015 8:16:54 PM PDT by Amntn
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So cute :-). Loved seeing him excited about a new baby.


6 posted on 10/08/2015 8:30:35 PM PDT by NorthstarMom (God says debt is a curse and children are a blessing, yet we apply for loans and prevent pregnancy.)
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To: beaversmom

Thanks for posting this!

What a welcome break from all the very sad and serious posts these days.


7 posted on 10/08/2015 8:37:44 PM PDT by Bobalu (Russians.... not ashamed of being white!)
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Great. I love the accent.
That’s right up there with “Charlie bit me”

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10 posted on 10/08/2015 8:43:56 PM PDT by Mears (that)
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That is adorable. “Iz’at in your bel-lay?!” He sounds like Mike Meyers when he does the Simon skit. “Ah-yoo lookin at my bum?”


12 posted on 10/08/2015 8:48:00 PM PDT by ponygirl (An Appeal to Heaven.)
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He’s smart for being 5! “How’d it get in there” That’s priceless!


13 posted on 10/08/2015 9:08:33 PM PDT by gattaca (Republicans believe every day is July 4, democrats believe every day is April 15. Ronald Reagan)
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To: beaversmom

Too cute.
Thanks for sharing.


14 posted on 10/08/2015 9:08:55 PM PDT by unlearner (RIP America, 7/4/1776 - 6/26/2015, "Only God can judge us now." - Claus Von Stauffenberg / Valkyrie)
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ping


17 posted on 10/08/2015 9:59:16 PM PDT by windcliff
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regreshing to see than the sick fest of twins finding out they’re homo and crying to tell dad


18 posted on 10/09/2015 12:17:07 AM PDT by max americana (fired liberals in our company last election, and I laughed while they cried (true story))
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Later


19 posted on 10/09/2015 3:15:52 AM PDT by gaijin
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