TV presenter Ula Faris.
TV presenter Ula Faris.
Pretty girl!
She’s worth at least 200 camels.
Oh, yeah, now I remember...
I am ready to offer 50 cows for Obama’s daughter
The Nairobian ^ | 5/25/15 | PKEMOI NG’ENOH
His dream is to marry one of Obama’s daughters, Malia, and is ready to pay 50 cows, 70 sheep and 30 goats as bride price.
Speaking to The Nairobian, Kiprono, who hit the headlines when he moved to court seeking to have William Ruto sworn in as president when Uhuru travelled to The Hague for his ICC case, said he is ready to meet Obama to discuss the matter when the US president visits in July.
“I got interested in her in 2008. As a matter of fact, I haven’t dated anyone since and promise to be faithful to her. I have shared this with my family and they are willing to help me raise the bride price,” he said.
The young lawyer claims his love for Malia is real and not infatuation.
He claims Malia has Kenyan blood since his father Obama has Kenyan roots.
“People might say I am after the family’s money, which is not the case. My love is real,” he said, adding that, “I am currently drafting a letter to Obama asking him to please have Malia accompany him for this trip. I hope the embassy will pass the letter to him. I will hand it over to the US Ambassador with whom we have interacted several times.”
The lawyer said that should Obama accept his request, his engagement to the ‘love of his life’ will be “unique with a twist.”
“If my request is granted, I will not resort to the cliché of popping champagne. Instead, I will surprise her with mursik, the traditional Kalenjin sour milk. As an indication that she is my queen, I will tie sinendet, which is a sacred plant, around her head,” he said.
I thought it said NBC and I figured Matt Lauer had finally gotten a decent offer.
Guess he’s tired of all his old lovers.
Ula la!
i’d give 101 camels !
I have a dowry for Hitlery Crintong of half a camel’s rotten ass. Or wait, I have a dowry for a camel for half a Hitlery’s rotten ass.
It's not up to her. It's up to her father.
"How much for your little girl? I want to buy her!"
Beauty is in the eye of the behumper.
Sure, she’s cute, but 100 camels? I’m thinking 30, 35 camels at most
Save Faris!
PING!
And all the camels are very happy at the deal.
SLUT! Where is her veil! how dare she tempt me in such a fashion! (sarc) (really sarc)
Now you see, that is what happens when women don’t veil themselves!
It’s all her fault, dammm slut!/s
Nope. 50 camels, tops. (She has the Lewinsky spitter damn look all over her...)