Oh, yeah, now I remember...
I am ready to offer 50 cows for Obamas daughter
The Nairobian ^ | 5/25/15 | PKEMOI NGENOH
His dream is to marry one of Obamas daughters, Malia, and is ready to pay 50 cows, 70 sheep and 30 goats as bride price.
Speaking to The Nairobian, Kiprono, who hit the headlines when he moved to court seeking to have William Ruto sworn in as president when Uhuru travelled to The Hague for his ICC case, said he is ready to meet Obama to discuss the matter when the US president visits in July.
I got interested in her in 2008. As a matter of fact, I havent dated anyone since and promise to be faithful to her. I have shared this with my family and they are willing to help me raise the bride price, he said.
The young lawyer claims his love for Malia is real and not infatuation.
He claims Malia has Kenyan blood since his father Obama has Kenyan roots.
People might say I am after the familys money, which is not the case. My love is real, he said, adding that, I am currently drafting a letter to Obama asking him to please have Malia accompany him for this trip. I hope the embassy will pass the letter to him. I will hand it over to the US Ambassador with whom we have interacted several times.
The lawyer said that should Obama accept his request, his engagement to the love of his life will be unique with a twist.
If my request is granted, I will not resort to the cliché of popping champagne. Instead, I will surprise her with mursik, the traditional Kalenjin sour milk. As an indication that she is my queen, I will tie sinendet, which is a sacred plant, around her head, he said.
Hmm, 50 cows...
Give her the cows and stay away from me girl!
I'll take this one, and that one...
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