Posted on 08/31/2015 11:48:02 AM PDT by nikos1121
1. Arrive in a multi-million dollar helicopter, or buzz the stadium with your 757 before you land. 2. Have "We're Not Gonna Take It" by Twisted Sister blaring when you walk into the room. 3. Talk off the cuff without a teleprompter a make us laugh each time. 4. Stop in the middle of your talk to autograph a copy of your book Making The Deal. 5. Answer every question quickly and to the point regardless how silly or who asks it. 6. Be firm, be polite and regardless of what the press says or does, be cool. 7. Talk with your hands like doing a Jackie Mason stand up. 8. Say over and over that you love the people you're running against, but that they're not the right person for the job of president. 9. Say over and over again that you love the Chinese, Japanese and Mexican people, but not what their leaders are doing to us. 10. Every now and then tell an unruly reporter "you're done!" 11. Pick someone from the audience to pull on your hair to show us it's real. 12. Keep repeating the polls that show everyone from all walks of life, ethnic background and political persuasion are for you.
How to rebut a Trump speech in 3 easy steps.
1. scream idiotic fantasies.
2. pepper with insults
3. declare victory
You.. can be a millionaire.. and never pay taxes! You can be a millionaire.. and never pay taxes! You say.. “Steve.. how can I be a millionaire.. and never pay taxes?” First.. get a million dollars. Now.. you say, “Steve.. what do I say to the tax man when he comes to my door and says, ‘You.. have never paid taxes’?” Two simple words. Two simple words in the English language: “I forgot!”
http://snltranscripts.jt.org/77/77imono.phtml
I’m looking forward to Trump’s first State of the Union speech.
Totally ad lib, referring to wimpy senators and congressmen that won’t support his programs “wimps” and “pathetic”, the cooked ones “crooks”, and the perverted ones “pervs”.
It’ll be the number one rated show on the tube.
Each day will be entertaining with him. He’ll put people in the right place to do the job, hopefully including many of the people running against him. Ted Cruz for VP.
Bulworth.
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