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To: LongWayHome

Like I said, suckers. Which is worsem that, or giving money to a “Nigerian prince?”


11 posted on 08/27/2015 11:11:05 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway

Or Going long on Dinar make you reech!


12 posted on 08/27/2015 11:14:47 PM PDT by wardaddy (My ears are bleeding....FOX ..all I hear are shrill high pitched whiney women taking over each other)
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To: nickcarraway
Worser'n worstest worst ......

As I understand it .... many of these persons are in positions of high places .... and these freaks in fantasy land make rules, laws and direct policies that control the lives of normal, God loving Americans

It's a damned good thing I don't work in a post office ....


Not Feeling Well... Sick with PIST AWF
Aug 15 | hapnHal
Posted on 8/28/2015, 12:44:34 AM by hapnHal

I am sorry that I have not been very responsive to post comments lately. I have been somewhat under the weather since my doctors informed me that I have an acute case of Post Islamic Stress Trauma with Apologetic White House Fatigue (PIST-AWF). For those of you who do not know what that is; PIST-AWF is a newly defined disease that has been found to be widespread and highly contagious.

January, 2015 – Doctors at the CDC released a statement disclosing a new disease that has already infected over half of the United States and is anticipated to continue its rapid spread. The disease itself affects the cells of a person’s entire body then goes dormant. The disease ravages the body and leaves serious side effects. These side effects have been labeled as PIST-AWF.

Symptoms include:

* Severe pain of the scalp from pulling your own hair while viewing your president pander to Muslim terrorists.

* Uncontrollable heartburn at 8:00 PM during the O’Reilly factor.

* Loose bowels from swallowing the fact we elected Obama – twice.

* Extreme pain and discomfort due to vomiting from seeing terrorists murdering innocent people nightly.

* Bleeding from the eyes. This is not Ebola. It is your eyes reacting to accidentally flipping to a channel that shows Al Sharpton as a legitimate news show host and presidential confidant.

Since the disease consumes the entire body, every infected person is then identified as the disease itself.

If you feel you have Post Islamic Stress Trauma with Apologetic War Fatigue, please notify your local election board and place your name on the list for a cure. It is expected, and sincerely hoped, that the cure will be available in November of 2016.

Amen

14 posted on 08/27/2015 11:25:49 PM PDT by knarf (I say things that are true ... I have no proof ... but they're true.)
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