[Gamecock]

When I first saw this I thought it might be a “You might be a redneck” shtick. (Guilty)

[TigerClaws]

I actually had a distant cousin who died fishing.

The stick of dynamite had a short fuse.

And, yes, he likely was a redneck. I never met him.

[DannyTN]

The game warden was an old friend of Boudreaux’s. And having watch Boudreaux bring in huge catches of fish, asked Boudreaux if he could go fishing with him one day.

Boudreaux agreed and the next day that left out early in the morning. When they got to Boudreaux fishing spot, Boudreaux handed the game warden a net, pulled out a stick of dynamite, lit it and threw it overboard BOOM. Fish started floating up to the surface.

The game warden was aghast. He said Boudreaux don’t you know that’s illegal as H***. And me being the game warden!!!

Boudreaux pulled out another stick of dynamite, lit it, handed it to the game warden, and said “Now you gonna talk, or you gonna fish?”

[TexasCajun]

Boudreaux was out in the bayou fishing the other day. But he was fishing the old-fashioned Cajun way, with sticks of dynamite.

About the time he was getting ready to light his third stick of dynamite, Thibodeaux, the Game Warden came up in his boat.

"Dammit it, Boudreaux, how many times I gots to told you, you can't use dynomite to fish. It's against de law !"

Boudreaux proceeds to light the fuse, and calmly handing the lit dynamite to Warden Thibodeaux, asks him,

"Mais told me, Thib, we gonna talk all day, or we gonna fish ?"

[GOYAKLA]

Green walnuts in a gunny sack, Beat them to a pulp. Drag sack through the water and watch the fish come up. Pick up what you need and leave the others , they will recover.

[RayChuang88]

It's not as crazy as it sounds. Fishermen in many Third World countries drop waterproof (and lit) M80's into the water--where the shock wave from even the explosion of such a small device can kill fairly large schools of fish. Indeed, an episode of Mythbusters showed the equivalent of one stick of dynamite detonated underwater is a very effective method of netting large schools of fish.

[G Larry]

Justin Wilson

Good ole boy hands lit stick of dynamite to the incredulous game warden sitting in the boat with him and asks:

“You gonna talk, or you gonna fish?

[ImJustAnotherOkie]

Time to "Call'em up for dinner".

[Georgia Girl 2]

My Dad was in the Phillipines in the WWII and he said they used to fish with grenades all the time then the cook would cook them up for dinner.

Mr. GG2’s father in law had a portable generator he used to take out in the boat (Alabama) in the lake and shock the fish up to the surface. He would get Mr. GG2 to run the generator and then he would net the fish into the boat before the shock wore off. LOL!