The game warden was an old friend of Boudreaux’s. And having watch Boudreaux bring in huge catches of fish, asked Boudreaux if he could go fishing with him one day.
Boudreaux agreed and the next day that left out early in the morning. When they got to Boudreaux fishing spot, Boudreaux handed the game warden a net, pulled out a stick of dynamite, lit it and threw it overboard BOOM. Fish started floating up to the surface.
The game warden was aghast. He said Boudreaux don’t you know that’s illegal as H***. And me being the game warden!!!
Boudreaux pulled out another stick of dynamite, lit it, handed it to the game warden, and said “Now you gonna talk, or you gonna fish?”
Ayee
The same warden came upon Smith fishing without a license, but with a pail full of fish.
“All right buddy,” says the warden. “I’m taking your pole and giving you a citation.”
“Wait a sec there officer, these, uh, these are my pets. I brought them here. They like to stretch their fins swimming in the lake every now and then.”
The warden replied, “You’re telling me these crappie are your pets?”
“Yes sir! When I think they’re shagged, I just whistle `em in. Here let me show you.”
And he dumps them in the lake.
“OK Mr. Smith, call them fish in now.”
“What fish?”