Human corpse in street turns out to be brisket

http://boingboing.net ^ | Jul 27, 2015 | Rob Beschizza

[Rebelbase]

Tina Lin, compiling local police reports for The Andover Townsman of Massachussets, reports that "A caller from North Main Street reported at 12:38 p.m. that there was an item on the side of the road that looked like a torso."

Fortunately, Lin adds, 'The responding officer reported that “it was a brisket.”'

Less fortunate, however, was a local resident who reported that "someone is beeping a horn when they drive by her house.”

[Rebelbase]

An abandoned brisket is a terrible thing.

[Rebelbase]

Time for a move?

[SaveFerris]

Osama bin Brisket?

[smokingfrog]

[Rebelbase]

I was at a BBQ joint in NC close to the SC state line this weekend and asked to sample the brisket before ordering.

What was brought out looked like a piece of stew meat and tasted even worse.

It should be a punishable crime to abuse brisket in such a way to render it inedible in offering it for public consumption.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Fortunately, Lin adds, 'The responding officer reported that “it was a brisket.”'

OY!

DANG!

[sagar]

The alien encounter turned out to be a tree. Details at 7.

[RichInOC]

“I was looking for that.”

[PghBaldy]

“A brisket, a brasket, a brown and yellow basket, I sent a letter to my mommy...”

[Redcitizen]

It could be a human brisket.

[Jack Hydrazine]

Maybe it was a brisket imitating a dead human being. Should it be arrested for such?

[Larry Lucido]

Serve it with human beans?

[Redcitizen]

You could arrest it but it may complain about being people profiled.

[Redcitizen]

Yes. White human beans, red human beans or brown human beans.

[Zeppo]

“What am I, chopped liver?”

[Slings and Arrows]

What a senseless waste of good meat.

[Yaelle]

This is such bad timing. I bought a brisket to BBQ tomorrow.

[MeshugeMikey]

ahahahahaha!! Thank you!

[MeshugeMikey]

I wouldnt ordinarily think of a brisket as being large enough to BE mistaken for a human corpse but whatta I know

[Larry Lucido]

“Soylent humans is brisket!”

Dang, should have gone out on a high note. “I had them, Jerry!”