As in "First we get rid of moose and squirrel..."
Posted on 07/24/2015 1:52:55 PM PDT by Cats Pajamas
Lyrics to Fifty ways to say goodbye by Train
"50 Ways To Say Goodbye"
My heart is paralyzed My head was oversized I'll take the high road like I should You said it's meant to be That it's not you, it's me You're leaving now for my own good
That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say
She went down in an airplane Fried getting suntanned Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes! She met a shark under water Fell and no one caught her I returned everything I ever bought her Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies And ways to say you died
My heart is paralyzed My head was oversized I'll take the high road like I should You said it's meant to be That it's not you, it's me You're leaving now for my own good
That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say
She went down in an airplane Fried getting suntanned Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes! She met a shark under water Fell and no one caught her I returned everything I ever bought her Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies And ways to say you died
My pride still feels the sting You were my everything Some day I'll find a love like yours (a love like yours) She'll think I'm Superman Not super minivan How could you leave on Yom Kippur?
That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say
She was caught in a mudslide Eaten by a lion Got run over by a crappy purple Scion Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes! She dried up in the desert Drowned in a hot tub Danced to death at an east side night club Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies And ways to say you died
I wanna live a thousand lives with you I wanna be the one you're dying to love... But you don't want to
That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say
She went down in an airplane Fried getting suntanned Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes! She met a shark under water Fell and no one caught her I returned everything I ever bought her Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies
She was caught in a mudslide Eaten by a lion Got run over by a crappy purple Scion Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes! She dried up in the desert Drowned in a hot tub Danced to death at an east side night club Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies And ways to say you died
Whose end?
Are you short some words? State why shortage of words.
Letters costing much in your area?
Excellent.
And that cucumber is hilarious.
Train’s recent white guilt video ended me permanently on that beta band.
It’s called “economy of language”...that’s what Hemingway was good at.
As in "First we get rid of moose and squirrel..."
I was getting into them.
But if what you say is true..."they're fired."
I'm feeling the Trump...and it's feels good.
THEY'RE EFFING FIRED! HAH!
Guns and Roses. I do love the last verse.
“Used To Love Her”
I used to love her
But I had to kill her
I used to love her, Mm, yeah
But I had to kill her
I had to put her six feet under
And I can still hear her complain
I used to love her, Oo, yeah
But I had to kill her
I used to love her, Oo, yeah
But I had to kill her
I knew I’d miss her
So I had to keep her
She’s buried right in my backyard
Oh yeah, Oo yeah, whoa, oh yeah
I used to love her
But I had to kill her
I used to love her, Mm, yeah
But I had to kill her
She bitched so much, She drove me nuts
And now I’m happier this way, yeah
Whoa, oh yeah
I used to love her
But I had to kill her
I used to love her, Mm, yeah
But I had to kill her
I had to put her, Oo, six feet under
And I can still hear her complain
This is dangerous territory. I might explode.
Literally.
ROTFLMAO!!!
At the expense of proper construction, it's called something else.
Excellent example of economy of language...and even better than Hemingway.
Thanks for the smile, I needed it. If I ran a GRU section these days, I’d have old Boris as a unit mascot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T02GvAByddE
In a world like this being a white man. I’m ashamed that I complain...
Thanks Norm for tip. Yeah once I hear stuff like that I am done too. I always get good advice from you.
I caught the video by accident as Train isn’t a real fave anyway. It came up on a youtube mix and I was like WHAT????
Had to go back and listen a couple times to be sure I heard it right.
I did. Unfortunately. And there is more throughout the song. Pure white guilt.
Okay y’all are getting silly. What even made me think of this song today was how it seems Hillary is getting the goodbye from her fellow travelers. Or is it just me?
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