1 posted on
07/15/2015 12:06:54 PM PDT by
Gamecock
Maybe she meant her deadbeat Mexican boyfriend.
2 posted on
07/15/2015 12:07:27 PM PDT by
Gamecock
(Why do bad things happen to good people? That only happened once, and He volunteered. R.C. Sproul)
To: Gamecock
Always worked for her before now.
To: Gamecock
Jesus Ortiz Rodriguez Montoya Tafoya showed up later to pay the bill?
4 posted on
07/15/2015 12:07:54 PM PDT by
dware
(Yeah, so? What are we going to do about it?)
To: Gamecock
An hour later, her boyfriend from Mexico, Jesus, showed up to pay the tab....
5 posted on
07/15/2015 12:08:07 PM PDT by
WayneS
(Yeah, it's probably sarcasm...)
To: Alex Murphy; metmom; RnMomof7; HarleyD; CynicalBear; Larry Lucido; SaveFerris
Colossians 2:14 by canceling the record of debt that stood against us with its legal demands. This he set aside, nailing it to the cross. (ESV)
Exegesis done poorly.
6 posted on
07/15/2015 12:08:56 PM PDT by
Gamecock
(Why do bad things happen to good people? That only happened once, and He volunteered. R.C. Sproul)
To: Gamecock
she explained to police, Jesus was going to cover the cost of her meal. Oh Lord, won't you buy me a night on the town ?
I'm counting on you, Lord, please don't let me down.
Prove that you love me and buy the next round,
Oh Lord, won't you buy me a night on the town ?
7 posted on
07/15/2015 12:11:00 PM PDT by
Bloody Sam Roberts
(Extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice. Moderation in the pursuit of justice is no virtue.)
To: Gamecock
Jesus doesn’t waste money on expensive dinners. Jesus saves.
To: Gamecock
10 posted on
07/15/2015 12:30:17 PM PDT by
JoeProBono
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To: Gamecock
Jesus couldn’t even afford to eat at Bennett’s.
12 posted on
07/15/2015 12:41:49 PM PDT by
moovova
To: Gamecock
That face would make an onion cry.
15 posted on
07/15/2015 1:43:53 PM PDT by
nonliberal
(Sent from a payphone in a whorehouse in Mexico.)
To: Gamecock
To: Gamecock; Alex Murphy
At the risk of sounding like Joel Osteen, somehow this face doesn’t seem to radiate with the love of Christ.
17 posted on
07/17/2015 6:44:41 PM PDT by
HarleyD
("... letters are weighty, but his .. presence is weak, and his speech of no account.")
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