[snarkpup]

I read somewhere that the difference between dogs and cats is that if you die, your dog will wait longer before eating you.

[Darksheare]

When you trip and fall, the cat doesn’t rush over to see if you are hurt.
The cat is checking to see if you are hurt enough for them to take down.

[Gamecock]

I had a weird uncle (doesn’t everybody) who died alone. When he was found a couple days later the cats had already started chowing down.