Posted on 06/22/2015 9:04:26 AM PDT by John Semmens
In 2014, under the leadership of John Kerry, 248 sexual harassment cases were filed at the US Department of State. This is considerably higher than the 88 cases filed in 2011 under the leadership of Hillary Clinton.
Kerry attributed the bulge in complaints to “employees’ misunderstanding of new training protocols I’ve introduced. It is not a scandal.”
According to the Secretary, the new protocols “involve intentionally stressful interactions carried out under my orders. If you’re going to work for the Department you must learn skills of diplomacy. Being diplomatic in circumstances where everyone behaves politely and appropriately is no challenge. It’s when someone crosses the line that the utmost test of these skills comes into play.”
“In many of the countries we have to deal with women are regarded as subservient vessels for the pleasure and amusement of men,” Kerry observed. “Our female employees’ first experience with such denigration shouldn’t be after they’ve gone into the field. Likewise, in many other countries homosexuals are put to death. Homosexuals working in the State Department must be trained to conceal their sexual identities before we send them into the field to negotiate with these countries.”
“Instead of complaining about the training, employees should be thankful I’m making the effort,” the Secretary asserted. “Let’s not forget that our gay Ambassador Christopher Stevens didn’t have the benefit of this training and ultimately was killed by Islamic homophobes under my predecessor’s watch.”
if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...
http://azconservative.org/2015/06/20/release-of-illegal-alien-criminals-called-humanitarian/
I was sexually harassed the other day at work.
Out of the blue, for some odd reason, the women began remarking on my stunning blue eyes, my good looks and beautiful smile.
At first I thought they were trying make time with me, until it became clear, they were trying to hurt the other men, because they are so ugly.
Doesn’t seem right....and I felt objectified... LOL
We must see photos of the evidence :)
It would break your heart and blind you...LOL
I’m willing to take the risk ;)
See what you’ve started, John? Hee hee hee!
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