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internet | 5/26/2015 | unknown

Posted on 05/23/2015 3:13:44 PM PDT by conservativejoy

Dear Abby,

My husband is aliar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning, and when I confront him ,he denies everything. What's worse, everyone knows that he cheats on me. It is so humiliating.

Also, since he lost his job 14 years ago, he hasn't even looked for a new one. All he does all day is smoke cigars, cruise around and shoot the bull with his buddies, while I have to work to pay the bills.

Ever since our daughter went away ot college he doesn't even pretend to like me, and even hints that I may be a lesbian. What should I do?

Clueless in New York

Dear Clueless in New York,

Grow up and dump him. Godd Grief woman! You don't need him anymore! You're running for President of te United States. Act like one.

Abby


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1 posted on 05/23/2015 3:13:44 PM PDT by conservativejoy
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To: conservativejoy

;)


2 posted on 05/23/2015 3:22:21 PM PDT by bgill (CDC site, "we still do not know exactly how people are infected with Ebola")
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To: conservativejoy

Good one!


3 posted on 05/23/2015 3:24:38 PM PDT by silverleaf (Age takes a toll: Please have exact change)
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To: silverleaf

Goodness! I didn’t realize this posted twice. My computer locked up. Thank the Lord I have a new one on the way. This thing is ancient.


4 posted on 05/23/2015 3:33:47 PM PDT by conservativejoy (We Can Elect Ted Cruz! Pray Hard, Work Hard, Trust God!)
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To: conservativejoy

My typos are atrocious. Apologies, All. I didn’t realize the edit button was gone.:(


5 posted on 05/23/2015 3:36:24 PM PDT by conservativejoy (We Can Elect Ted Cruz! Pray Hard, Work Hard, Trust God!)
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You’re fine. No apologies necessary.

Cute joke. Thanks for sharing.


6 posted on 05/23/2015 3:56:28 PM PDT by fatnotlazy
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To: conservativejoy

Good post for those of us that missed the other one, thanks.


7 posted on 05/23/2015 4:06:15 PM PDT by JimSEA
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To: conservativejoy

Any one know why Judge Jeanine is not on today?May 23, 2015.


8 posted on 05/23/2015 5:44:11 PM PDT by yoe
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9 posted on 05/23/2015 5:48:15 PM PDT by RedMDer (Keep Free Republic Alive with YOUR Donations!)
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To: conservativejoy

Excellent!


10 posted on 05/23/2015 6:21:42 PM PDT by bramps
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To: bramps
while I have to work to pay the bills.

If by work you mean, "serve as a political figurehead."

11 posted on 05/23/2015 8:48:50 PM PDT by FredZarguna (We are vain and we are blind/I hate people when they're not polite.)
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