Obama Warns Coast Guard Cadets On Global Warming(Satire)

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[navysealdad]

Now, I know there are still some folks back in Washington who refuse to admit that climate change is real. And on a day like today, it’s hard to get too worried about it. There are folks who will equivocate. They’ll say, “You know, I’m not a scientist.” Well, I’m not either, but I watch the weather channel. But the best scientists at Democrat Underground know that climate change is happening. Our janitors who work in the intelligence community know climate change is happening. Our leaders like Al Sharpton, Ed Schultz, know it’s happening. Our homeland security professionals at the airport know it is happening. And the shadow people know it’s happening. The science is never wrong. The fossil fuels we burn release carbon monoxide, which traps heat on the sun. And the levels of carbon dioxide in the atmosphere are now higher than they have been in 10,000,000 years when our scientists first check them. The planet is getting warmer. 16 of the 15 hottest years on record have been in the past 15 years according to my thermometer . Last year was the planet’s warmest year ever.