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1 posted on 05/18/2015 7:51:56 AM PDT by BenLurkin
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To: BenLurkin

What if aliens think it is a menu?


2 posted on 05/18/2015 7:54:23 AM PDT by Blood of Tyrants (A free society canÂ’t let the parameters of its speech be set by murderous extremists.)
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To: BenLurkin

Here in CA, the aliens force us to accept their alien language and culture, breaking the local earth laws.


3 posted on 05/18/2015 7:55:35 AM PDT by max americana (fired liberals in our company last election, and I laughed while they cried (true story))
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To: BenLurkin

The two people are decidedly Caucasian looking. That could be perceived as micro-aggression!/s


4 posted on 05/18/2015 7:56:46 AM PDT by left that other site (You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
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To: BenLurkin

We’re pretty earth centric.

Personally I don’t care about intelligent aliens. I want aliens we can eat which is a very good reason to hope we don’t encounter intelligent and hungry aliens.

Every element on earth can be found in vast abundance in space. An alien race doesn’t need to come here to find it. The one thing earth has that does appear to be relatively rare is animal protein.


6 posted on 05/18/2015 7:58:21 AM PDT by cripplecreek ("For by wise guidance you can wage your war")
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To: BenLurkin

I think the universe is so vast that just about any kind of life form you can imagine exists as long as it doesn’t violate the laws of physics. Like my cousin was saying a few months ago, right now there’s probably a whole alien species on a planet that all look and act exactly like Nancy Pelosi. GAAAH! Imagine landing on that planet! Or on another planet there’s a bunch of Hillary Clinton who all communicate by saying variations of “What difference does it make?”


7 posted on 05/18/2015 7:58:29 AM PDT by GrandJediMasterYoda (B. Hussein Obama: 17 acts of Treason and counting.)
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To: BenLurkin

Should have put both his hands up, “Don’t shoot”.


8 posted on 05/18/2015 7:59:20 AM PDT by Don Corleone ("Oil the gun..eat the cannoli. Take it to the Mattress.")
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To: BenLurkin
"what if the aliens that find the plaque don’t have eyes and instead communicate by smell?"

Yes, that can present a problem.

dog sniffing behind of other dog

15 posted on 05/18/2015 8:08:08 AM PDT by ETL (ALL (most?) of the Obama-commie connections at my FR Home page: http://www.freerepublic.com/~etl/)
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To: BenLurkin

I remember when they designed that plaque. The feminists were angry because the male drawing was taller than the female drawing.


19 posted on 05/18/2015 8:37:13 AM PDT by Cowboy Bob (Isn't it funny that Socialists never want to share their own money?)
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To: BenLurkin
The problem with talking to aliens is understanding what they're saying before the farmer mows the field.


22 posted on 05/18/2015 8:49:45 AM PDT by Talisker (One who commands, must obey.)
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To: BenLurkin

Wait, I think I saw this episode of The Big Bang Theory.


30 posted on 05/18/2015 9:29:46 AM PDT by Yo-Yo (Is the /sarc tag really necessary?)
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To: BenLurkin
This just in from the aliens:

"Shameful, they aren't even wearing clothes!"

33 posted on 05/18/2015 9:38:53 AM PDT by DannyTN
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To: BenLurkin; Lazamataz

Although one alien from the planet lazanus was overheard to say “I’d hit the one on the right”


34 posted on 05/18/2015 9:40:17 AM PDT by DannyTN
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To: BenLurkin
Now I enjoy a bit of good ol' astrobiological speculation as much as the next guy, after all, who doesn't? But the scenario that the aliens communicate by smell, well it just stinks.

Driven forward by their lust for adventure and acute sense of smell, the aliens sniffed towards the stars. They were able to sniff their way through interstellar space where they were able to intercept and collect Voyager in order to give the plaque a good, deep sniff and decide there's nothing of interest about it. Dejected, they turned around for the familiar smells of home only to be distracted by the delightful scents wafting off a nearby fire hydrant...

Interstellar olfactory navigation just doesn't strike me as particularly practical. Unless, perhaps, there's a fat ol' government grant available to pursue this line of research...

36 posted on 05/18/2015 10:05:00 AM PDT by Slainte
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