Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

Skip to comments.

Couple behind fake skeletons on chairs in Colorado River
http://news.yahoo.com ^ | 5/9/15

Posted on 05/10/2015 3:42:55 PM PDT by BBell

PARKER, Ariz. (AP) — A Phoenix couple has claimed responsibility for putting two fake skeletons sitting in lawn chairs in the Colorado River in far west Arizona, authorities said Friday.

The husband and wife approached the La Paz County Sheriff's Office earlier this week and revealed how the skeletons in their closet ended up at the bottom of the river in Parker

(Excerpt) Read more at news.yahoo.com ...


TOPICS: Humor; Local News; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: arizona; coloradoriver; fakeskeletons

1 posted on 05/10/2015 3:42:55 PM PDT by BBell
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | View Replies]

To: dware

ping


2 posted on 05/10/2015 3:43:49 PM PDT by BBell (Cult of the Sacred Drunken Wookiee)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: BBell

pictures and videos at link.


3 posted on 05/10/2015 3:45:09 PM PDT by BBell (Cult of the Sacred Drunken Wookiee)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: BBell
Snorkeler Mistakes Fake Skeletons for Real Human Remains, Sends Authorities on Hunt
4 posted on 05/10/2015 3:46:23 PM PDT by BBell (Cult of the Sacred Drunken Wookiee)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: BBell

“Unless federal agencies have any issues...”

Famous last words.


5 posted on 05/10/2015 3:48:48 PM PDT by jocon307 (Tell it like it is.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: BBell

THAT’S a couple who knows how to have fun!


6 posted on 05/10/2015 3:50:09 PM PDT by JennysCool (My hypocrisy goes only so far)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: JennysCool

Sounds like a couple that wants to wind up in jail.


7 posted on 05/10/2015 3:50:56 PM PDT by Excuse_My_Bellicosity (Death before disco.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 6 | View Replies]

To: Excuse_My_Bellicosity

That, too!


8 posted on 05/10/2015 3:51:32 PM PDT by JennysCool (My hypocrisy goes only so far)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 7 | View Replies]

To: BBell

Everyone has a few skeletons in their closet.


9 posted on 05/10/2015 3:57:36 PM PDT by The_Media_never_lie (The media must be defeated any way it can be done.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: BBell
"Unless federal agencies have any issues"

I have a feeling that multiple federal agencies will have several issues each with this gag.

10 posted on 05/10/2015 4:10:01 PM PDT by Wyrd bið ful aræd (Cruz or lose!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: BBell
"They were nervous at first," Lt. Curt Bagby said. "They thought they might be in trouble. But when they finally came in, they brought a photo as proof that they were the ones who put them there."

Yeah, they might have gotten that idea since the Sheriff's original statement included remarks about discouraging people from doing something like that. Just what laws would they have broken and what harm did they cause?

11 posted on 05/10/2015 4:32:33 PM PDT by TigersEye (STONE COLD ZOMBIE SCOURGE)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Wyrd bið ful aræd

If the FedMob doesn’t like it then We the People ought to fill the CO River with plastic skeletons.


12 posted on 05/10/2015 4:34:38 PM PDT by TigersEye (STONE COLD ZOMBIE SCOURGE)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 10 | View Replies]

To: BBell

All that is not mandatory is prohibited.


13 posted on 05/10/2015 4:37:30 PM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: dead

No kidding. A sense of humor is right out!


14 posted on 05/10/2015 4:45:35 PM PDT by TigersEye (STONE COLD ZOMBIE SCOURGE)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 13 | View Replies]

To: BBell
Unless federal agencies have any issues, the skeletons will remain in place

A federal agency like the EPA?

15 posted on 05/10/2015 4:46:35 PM PDT by bgill (CDC site, "we still do not know exactly how people are infected with Ebola")
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: BBell

Bump


16 posted on 05/10/2015 5:05:36 PM PDT by lowbridge
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: JennysCool

Honestly, I’m glad the cops are cool about it. These days, it’s not uncommon for people perpetrating something like this to be charged for the law enforcement time, the helicopter time and fuel to go out there, the coroner’s time, etc. It can get real expensive real quick. That’s what the airlines do when you get drunk and make the plane land short of destination to arrest you. The arrest and prosecution for threats is nothing. Where they nail you is the charge for the down-time of the aircraft, which is typically in the $50,000-$100,000 range. It’s like buying a house but having nothing at the end of your payments.


17 posted on 05/10/2015 7:45:52 PM PDT by Excuse_My_Bellicosity (Death before disco.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 8 | View Replies]

To: TigersEye

You wouldn’t be saying that if the police helicopter crashed on the way out there. Or one of the divers had an equipment problem and drowned. This couple is lucky that they didn’t get charged for the helicopter time and fuel, the law enforcement time, the coroner’s time, etc.

There are so many morons that go into the wilderness with nearly no preparation or experience because they thought it looked cool on Alaska Survivor. “Hey, they walked 75 miles in Alaskan wilderness with nothing but a can of water, a .38 pistol, and a fishing pole. I can do it too!!” When they have to get rescued, they have to pay for it. And they usually get charged with something so that a judge can tell them in person how assinine their behavior was and all the rescuers that they put in danger.


18 posted on 05/10/2015 7:54:27 PM PDT by Excuse_My_Bellicosity (Death before disco.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 11 | View Replies]

To: Excuse_My_Bellicosity

Yes, I would say that. The Sheriff’s dept. does training anyway and this should be no different. They sign up to do the job. Comparison to a rescue of an ill prepared hiker/camper/hunter is ridiculous.


19 posted on 05/10/2015 10:29:18 PM PDT by TigersEye (STONE COLD ZOMBIE SCOURGE)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 18 | View Replies]

To: Excuse_My_Bellicosity
Oh my - nanny state ahoy! No sense of humor or comic gags that the stupid might mistake for the real thing. Who in their right mind would not have to consider the unlikelihood of two folks croaking and rotting while remaining in lounge chairs in a river. If recreational snorkelers can come across them and live to tell the story, surely the "professionals" can do the same.

Such alarmism is exactly how the Left goes about whittling away at our precious Freedoms and we have been so conditioned that many start seeing things from their point of view. Oil, meet slope.

20 posted on 05/11/2015 4:15:25 AM PDT by trebb (Where in the the hell has my country gone?)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 18 | View Replies]

Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.

Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson