1. Wake Up
2. Give Reggie a kiss and wish him a nice day
3. Tiptoe past Michelle's room
4. Turns towards Mecca and pray
5. Continue to shred Constitution
Posted on 05/09/2015 3:32:01 PM PDT by pluvmantelo
The word "police" hasn't been associated too much lately with benign concepts such as humor.
One police force, though, decided to make a small contribution toward lightening citizens' days.
The uniformed peacekeepers in Murdoch, Australia, performed a house search in the charmingly named district of Coolbellup.
In the course of their search, one cool thing came up. This was a to-do list that, in its blessed simplicity, portrayed a life gone to weed.
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Lol.
No different, really than people who have drink at the end of the day.
Real problems would have been near the start of the list, with getting stoned near the beginning instead of the end.
I don’t really get it.
I don’t hate cops or stoners.
If that dude wants to live a simple life, and he wants to get high at the end of his day, let him. It’s his life, I don’t see why he can’t spend it as he wants.
Personally, If I was the police, I would be much more concerned with finding the to do lists of certain people who end up at stores with weapons and hostages and things like that.
Those lists matter.
The Seven Habits Of Highly Effective People
Versus
The Ten Habits Of A Pathetic Choomer
Nothing about going to work on that list.
Dave’s not here.
I think the same list that ended not with the weed but with “buy six pack Get Blitzed” would be equally funny.
Aims high in life, doesn’t he?
It was Saturday
I used to refer to that as the Seven Habits of Highly Peculiar People.
Dave’s not here.
I make to-do lists all of the time. This person’s list shows how much he has reduced his mind’s capacity to function.
Okay, the first day on my vacation
What I did on my summer vacation
The first day on my vacation, I woke up
Then I went downtown to look for a job
Then I hung out in front of the drugstore
The second day on my summer vacation, I woke up
Then I went downtown to look for a job
Then I hung out in front of the drugstore
The third day on my summer vacation, I woke up
You are right, there are certainly worse to-do lists out there.
Must be a girl’s, right? With the hair dye thing, and just the handwriting.
I don’t see this person as a threat to society.
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