Posted on 04/21/2015 6:06:02 PM PDT by GraceG
Here is a Joke I though of!
Two Congress Critters walk into a Bar and sit down.
The Bartender moves over to their place at the Bar and asks "good evening gentlemen, nice to see you again tonight, would you like the usual?"
One of the congress critters looks at the Bartender and says "It's been a hell of day on the hill, we'll take the usual and leave the bottles!"
The Bartender says "two glasses, One bottle of whiskey and a bottle of rum coming right up!"
The one congress critter grabs the wild turkey by the neck and is interrupted by the other Congress Critter.
"Dammit John! Stop trying to strangle me!"
Thank you! It’s a much needed laugh!
Not bad.
Change whiskey to Kentucky bourbon.
Congress Critters?
Why do some people use these cuddly, cute harmless sounding terms for these ruling class government officials?
I find that very odd.
A possum is a critter but hardly cuddly.
We need to start referring to them as “Cons.”
But most definitely KEEP THE RUM!!
I don’t think Ted Cruz drinks rum...
Two politicians walk into a bar.
“A round for the house!” They exclaim.
The bartender serves the round and goes over to the politicians.
“That’ll be $100 for the round.”
“Huh?” say the politicians. “You want us to pay for it?”
I propose we end the practice of labeling them by R or D. Use LPT for all of them. LPT stands for Liars, Perverts and Thieves.
Pavlov is sitting in the pub having a pint when the bell rings for last call. He’s says “ oh crap! I forgot to feed the dog”
What can I get you Mr. President?
“Cons” .. I like that .. it’s much more descriptive than “Pols”. Hahahahaha ......
Booted out or retired, you’re an “Ex-Con.”
I really like this .. I’m going to have some fun with it.
Correct.
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