[Lazamataz]

I must have her.

[rlmorel]

I know you like the dangerous aspect, Laz...but remember, she could do that to you!

You will probably be okay, though, as long as you don’t submit to anything that requires you to be tied up...

[Army Air Corps]

She’s the kind who would poison a guy “just for funsies.”

[ozzymandus]

You’re just another feral cat to her, Laz. At least she’ll look you in the eyes when she shoots you in your cage.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

So long as you promise to keep her chained in your basement you can have her.

Dont end up like this guy.

[DUMBGRUNT]

WARNING! WARNING! WARNING!

Its a trap!
They blink pixels at us and we become transfixed!

Hypovolemic shock is a distinct possibility; only so much blood to keep systems operating!

Danger, low light and alcohol may lead to total failure!

WARNING! WARNING! WARNING!

[Dr. Ursus]

She could find employment at a tow company trailer!

[Charles Martel]

I must have her.

Yep, the tuna trap is strong with this one.

I'm betting that this gal is still working with animals in the future. She'll have her own grooming and daycare service, called "Doggy Stylz".

[Tijeras_Slim]

I’d find out her position on spay and neuter first if I were you.

[Hot Tabasco]

I must have her.

No you don't Laz, you're above that...........Furthermore, she's likely to stick a butcher knife in your chest while you're sleeping.