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Kentucky grandmother fights off bra strangler with ceramic chicken
nydailynews.com ^
| Wednesday, April 1, 2015, 5:26 PM
| Nina Golgowski
Posted on 04/04/2015 7:16:15 AM PDT by Resettozero
A Kentucky grandmother says she fought off a crazed woman who was strangling her with a bra by bashing her in the head with a ceramic chicken.
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TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Miscellaneous; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: brastrangler; ceramicchickenattack; headlines; kentuckygrandma; napl
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Headline is all you need to know. Now, move along.
To: Resettozero
Editors spend their lives looking for the chance to write a headline like that. Lucky guy!
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posted on
04/04/2015 7:20:48 AM PDT
by
Fido969
To: Fido969
To: Fido969
And, it looks like a happy ending. Well, for everyone except the “crazed woman.” And, maybe the “ceramic chicken.”
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posted on
04/04/2015 7:24:39 AM PDT
by
RobinOfKingston
(Just what is the difference between a "centrist democrat" and a "moderate republican?")
To: Resettozero
I read the headline and somehow heard a banjo rimshot.
It also makes me question whether we really need to imagine zombie attack/survival scenarios when we have violent junkies seemingly coming from nowhere and appearing at our doors.
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posted on
04/04/2015 7:27:35 AM PDT
by
MilesVeritatis
(Devote yourself to the truth, no matter where it leads you.)
To: Resettozero; mikrofon; martin_fierro
Kentucky grandmother fights off bra strangler with ceramic chicken In the entire history of the English language--indeed, of language, even apart from the "Kentucky"--these are words that have never been placed in this order before.
To: Resettozero
It had to be KY. Go Cats!!
To: Resettozero; mikrofon; martin_fierro
Don’t bring a bra to a ceramic chicken fight.
To: Fido969
GMTA!
thos headline belongs in the Weekly World News Hall Of Fame
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posted on
04/04/2015 7:32:34 AM PDT
by
MeshugeMikey
("Never, Never, Never, Give Up," Winston Churchill ><>)
To: MilesVeritatis
To: Resettozero
This episode means that bras are a deadly weapon and need to be banned.
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posted on
04/04/2015 7:40:34 AM PDT
by
GreyFriar
(Spearhead - 3rd Armored Division 75-78 & 83-87)
To: Resettozero
Sure there's this story, but in how many cases are ceramic chickens used as the agressors' weapons? This is why we need ceramic assault chicken control.
Which one is the assault chicken?
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posted on
04/04/2015 7:41:06 AM PDT
by
KarlInOhio
(Darth Obama on 529 plans: I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further.)
To: Slings and Arrows
There's a headline you don't see every day.
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posted on
04/04/2015 7:41:15 AM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(If Indiana's 'treatment' of homosexuals matters, why doesn't Cuba's treatment of homosexuals matter?)
To: Resettozero
Still the champ!
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posted on
04/04/2015 7:44:49 AM PDT
by
JPG
(The GOPe will always find a way to surrender)
To: KarlInOhio
Obviously the one in tactical black.
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posted on
04/04/2015 7:45:22 AM PDT
by
Yo-Yo
(Is the /sarc tag really necessary?)
To: Resettozero
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posted on
04/04/2015 7:46:39 AM PDT
by
Kozak
(Walker / Cruz 2016 or Cruz/ Walker 2016 Either one is good...)
To: Resettozero
The chicken and new world champ.......
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posted on
04/04/2015 7:49:32 AM PDT
by
Doogle
(( USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
To: GreyFriar
"bras are a deadly weapon and need to be banned."Only when concealed. Open carry is allowed.
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posted on
04/04/2015 7:51:23 AM PDT
by
norwaypinesavage
(The Stone Age did not end because we ran out of stones)
To: Charles Henrickson; Resettozero; mikrofon
𝄞 ♫ AND THE SUN SHINES BRIGHT
ON MY OLD KENTUCKY HOMEINVASION ♫
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posted on
04/04/2015 7:59:40 AM PDT
by
martin_fierro
(Kentucky Snide Chicken)
To: Resettozero
Kentucky grandmother fights off bra strangler with ceramic chicken Where are the lib groups touting "Bra Control"?
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posted on
04/04/2015 8:00:31 AM PDT
by
The Sons of Liberty
(Putin is a psychopath; 0bama is a sociopath; This can't end well.)
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