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Kentucky grandmother fights off bra strangler with ceramic chicken
nydailynews.com ^ | Wednesday, April 1, 2015, 5:26 PM | Nina Golgowski

Posted on 04/04/2015 7:16:15 AM PDT by Resettozero

A Kentucky grandmother says she fought off a crazed woman who was strangling her with a bra by bashing her in the head with a ceramic chicken.

(Excerpt) Read more at nydailynews.com ...


TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Miscellaneous; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: brastrangler; ceramicchickenattack; headlines; kentuckygrandma; napl
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1 posted on 04/04/2015 7:16:15 AM PDT by Resettozero
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To: Resettozero

Editors spend their lives looking for the chance to write a headline like that. Lucky guy!


2 posted on 04/04/2015 7:20:48 AM PDT by Fido969
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To: Fido969

HA!


3 posted on 04/04/2015 7:24:11 AM PDT by RIghtwardHo
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To: Fido969

And, it looks like a happy ending. Well, for everyone except the “crazed woman.” And, maybe the “ceramic chicken.”


4 posted on 04/04/2015 7:24:39 AM PDT by RobinOfKingston (Just what is the difference between a "centrist democrat" and a "moderate republican?")
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To: Resettozero

I read the headline and somehow heard a banjo rimshot.

It also makes me question whether we really need to imagine zombie attack/survival scenarios when we have violent junkies seemingly coming from nowhere and appearing at our doors.


5 posted on 04/04/2015 7:27:35 AM PDT by MilesVeritatis (Devote yourself to the truth, no matter where it leads you.)
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To: Resettozero; mikrofon; martin_fierro
Kentucky grandmother fights off bra strangler with ceramic chicken

In the entire history of the English language--indeed, of language, even apart from the "Kentucky"--these are words that have never been placed in this order before.

6 posted on 04/04/2015 7:29:41 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (You see something new every day.)
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To: Resettozero

It had to be KY. Go Cats!!


7 posted on 04/04/2015 7:29:54 AM PDT by Foundahardheadedwoman (God don't have a statute of limitations)
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To: Resettozero; mikrofon; martin_fierro

Don’t bring a bra to a ceramic chicken fight.


8 posted on 04/04/2015 7:30:48 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Words to live by.)
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To: Fido969

GMTA!

thos headline belongs in the Weekly World News Hall Of Fame


9 posted on 04/04/2015 7:32:34 AM PDT by MeshugeMikey ("Never, Never, Never, Give Up," Winston Churchill ><>)
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To: MilesVeritatis
This one?
10 posted on 04/04/2015 7:36:42 AM PDT by Resettozero
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To: Resettozero

This episode means that bras are a deadly weapon and need to be banned.


11 posted on 04/04/2015 7:40:34 AM PDT by GreyFriar (Spearhead - 3rd Armored Division 75-78 & 83-87)
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To: Resettozero
Sure there's this story, but in how many cases are ceramic chickens used as the agressors' weapons? This is why we need ceramic assault chicken control.

Which one is the assault chicken?

12 posted on 04/04/2015 7:41:06 AM PDT by KarlInOhio (Darth Obama on 529 plans: I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
There's a headline you don't see every day.


13 posted on 04/04/2015 7:41:15 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (If Indiana's 'treatment' of homosexuals matters, why doesn't Cuba's treatment of homosexuals matter?)
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To: Resettozero
Still the champ!


14 posted on 04/04/2015 7:44:49 AM PDT by JPG (The GOPe will always find a way to surrender)
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To: KarlInOhio

Obviously the one in tactical black.


15 posted on 04/04/2015 7:45:22 AM PDT by Yo-Yo (Is the /sarc tag really necessary?)
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To: Resettozero

Best headline, ever.


16 posted on 04/04/2015 7:46:39 AM PDT by Kozak (Walker / Cruz 2016 or Cruz/ Walker 2016 Either one is good...)
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To: Resettozero

The chicken and new world champ.......

17 posted on 04/04/2015 7:49:32 AM PDT by Doogle (( USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
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"bras are a deadly weapon and need to be banned."

Only when concealed. Open carry is allowed.

18 posted on 04/04/2015 7:51:23 AM PDT by norwaypinesavage (The Stone Age did not end because we ran out of stones)
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To: Charles Henrickson; Resettozero; mikrofon
𝄞 ♫ AND THE SUN SHINES BRIGHT
ON MY OLD KENTUCKY HOMEINVASION ♫

19 posted on 04/04/2015 7:59:40 AM PDT by martin_fierro (Kentucky Snide Chicken)
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To: Resettozero
Kentucky grandmother fights off bra strangler with ceramic chicken

Where are the lib groups touting "Bra Control"?

20 posted on 04/04/2015 8:00:31 AM PDT by The Sons of Liberty (Putin is a psychopath; 0bama is a sociopath; This can't end well.)
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