Posted on 04/03/2015 9:43:13 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement
Riviera Beach man stole a Maserati, police said, and took his friends for a spin before being arrested by Palm Beach Gardens police.
According to an arrest report, Byron Desravines, 19, was spotted by officers in a Maserati just after 1 p.m. Thursday on the corner of PGA and RCA boulevards after police got a hit on the car's license plate that it was stolen.
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What a deal.
If you are going to jail for stealing a car, make it a Maserati, at least you can feel good about it for the next 8-10 years.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0Z-GEvUyZo
Maserati by Crime (1980)
Ted Nugent mentions Maserati in one of his songs.
Byron, yo big dummie!
Riviera Beach is a friggin’ ghetto.
Did this ‘old man’ who sold you the car live in an giant oak tree, and did he tell you where he hid his pot of gold?
The two friends didn’t have to get arrested, but they resisted arrest, refused to be questioned by the cops, fine, come on down!
Ten years? More like a catch and release unless there was some violcnce involved like multiple murders, child porn and rape.
One state in the 80’s I think became concerned about its felony arrest records skyrocking due mostly to car theft. Solution, they made simple car theft a misdomeanor...problem solved.
I live close by to the scene of the crime. To say that these guys stuck out in a Maserati with Wisconsin plates is an understatement.
Who knew Stepin Fetchit could come to life? That excuse to the officer is on a par with “Ain’t nobody in here but us chickens”.
“Go big or go home”.
I live right up in the Bluffs and this cracked me up. They should have said they're on their way from lunch at Old Palm and late for a tee time at the Bears Club. Yeah...that would work. lol.
They look smart...
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