Well...he ain't no Clark Gable...
1 posted on
03/28/2015 8:52:04 AM PDT by
Dallas59
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To: Dallas59
2 posted on
03/28/2015 8:53:47 AM PDT by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
To: Dallas59
3 posted on
03/28/2015 8:54:34 AM PDT by
HerrBlucher
("We should thank God for beer and burgundy by not drinking too much of them." GK Chesterton)
To: Dallas59
This is silly. Once you have sex with a women it really does not matter what she looks like.
4 posted on
03/28/2015 8:54:37 AM PDT by
Perdogg
(I'm on a no Carb diet- NO Christie Ayotte Romney or Bush - stay outta da Bushesh)
To: Dallas59
Drowned himself and was still able to give a coherent statement after being brought to shore? Here, I thought drowning was fatal. Silly me.
5 posted on
03/28/2015 8:54:43 AM PDT by
Vigilanteman
(Obama: Fake black man. Fake Messiah. Fake American. How many fakes can you fit in one Zer0?)
To: Dallas59
Where’s the picture of his bride?
6 posted on
03/28/2015 8:56:18 AM PDT by
SkyDancer
(I Was Told Nobody Is Perfect But Yet, Here I Am ...)
To: Dallas59
"...somebody throw that moron a lead life preserver"
8 posted on
03/28/2015 8:56:54 AM PDT by
Doogle
(( USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
To: Dallas59
10 posted on
03/28/2015 8:57:50 AM PDT by
Dallas59
(Only a fool stumbles on things behind him.)
To: Dallas59
“he said “
After he drowned?
To: Dallas59
"she would be bad for my image" It's all about the image.
To: Dallas59
The bad news is Kang Hu, the good days are behind you, and it is all downhill from here. “half!” as Eddie Murphy famously joked..:p
14 posted on
03/28/2015 8:58:28 AM PDT by
corlorde
(Oath Keeper)
To: Dallas59
I guess the poor guy never heard this before ...
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life,
Never make a pretty woman your wife.
So from my personal point of view,
Get an ugly girl to marry you.
17 posted on
03/28/2015 8:59:03 AM PDT by
oh8eleven
(RVN '67-'68)
To: Dallas59
"Kang Hu! Here's your bride!"
He looks. He jumps in the water.
"Kang!" His friends yell.
"Dang!"
21 posted on
03/28/2015 9:02:15 AM PDT by
COBOL2Java
("God save America" - we are at the dawn of a new dark age)
To: Dallas59
“(Excerpt) Read more at pulse.ng ...”
Shouldn’t the source have read...repulse.ng?
22 posted on
03/28/2015 9:02:38 AM PDT by
moovova
To: Dallas59
“Kang HU” in Klingon means bad swimmer.
25 posted on
03/28/2015 9:06:00 AM PDT by
BigCinBigD
(...Was that okay?)
To: Dallas59
Where's my little Crab Rangoonie?
27 posted on
03/28/2015 9:06:37 AM PDT by
tumblindice
(America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives.)
To: Dallas59
This marriage doesn’t sound like its “getting off” to a very good start....
33 posted on
03/28/2015 9:16:50 AM PDT by
faithhopecharity
(Foolish people ... have eyes and see not)
To: Dallas59
If I’d have shot mine when I first wanted, I’d have been out by now.
39 posted on
03/28/2015 9:35:30 AM PDT by
umgud
(I couldn't understand why the ball kept getting bigger......... then it hit me.)
To: Dallas59
ewwww. Throw him back in!!!!
40 posted on
03/28/2015 9:47:58 AM PDT by
Shimmer1
(Conservative. Because we can't all be on welfare.)
To: Dallas59
42 posted on
03/28/2015 9:53:47 AM PDT by
Bobalu
(If we live to see 2017 we will be kissing the ground)
To: Dallas59; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
"Pucker up, Buttercup!"
[Thanks to Fiddlstix for the ping!]
43 posted on
03/28/2015 9:57:12 AM PDT by
Slings and Arrows
("Dressed In Blue" - http://youtu.be/iAtvVsXvWCo)
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