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To: mountn man

I heard that!

this may get me in trouble but I HAVE to say that :...

Shopping for Shoes is akin to a Holy Pilgrimage for many woman


13 posted on 03/22/2015 5:30:54 PM PDT by MeshugeMikey ("Never, Never, Never, Give Up," Winston Churchill ><>)
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To: MeshugeMikey
Once they get the shoes, then they have to get the dress to go with the shoes.

Once they get the dress, then they have to get ear rings to go with the dress.

The problem is, the shoes they got in the first place, don't go with the ear rings. So now they have to get a new pair of shoes.

17 posted on 03/22/2015 5:36:18 PM PDT by mountn man (The Pleasure You Get From Life Is Equal To The Attitude You Put Into It)
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Shopping for Shoes is akin to a Holy Pilgrimage for many women

I take an oil of evening primrose pill with dinner every night -- it's a "mature" ladies' herbal remedy for ... *ahem* the change of life. It makes a huge difference for me. One night, I accidently put it beside my husband's plate instead of mine, and he took it.

I assured him that it probably wouldn't hurt him, but he was skeptical, fearing some horrible side effect, like getting the sudden urge to go buy a pair of shoes, he said.

Hmmmmph!

29 posted on 03/22/2015 5:46:02 PM PDT by Finny (Thy word is a lamp unto my feet, and a light unto my path. -- Psalm 119:105)
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