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Don't Forget to Set Your Glocks Forward
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Posted on 03/07/2015 11:49:29 AM PST by Jeff Chandler



TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Hobbies; Humor; Sports
KEYWORDS: banglist; glock; time

1 posted on 03/07/2015 11:49:29 AM PST by Jeff Chandler
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To: Jeff Chandler

already ?


2 posted on 03/07/2015 11:50:53 AM PST by molson209 (Blank)
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To: Jeff Chandler

The time is always 19:11 in my home


3 posted on 03/07/2015 11:51:02 AM PST by Zathras
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To: Jeff Chandler

Is there an “app for that”?

I’ve got a lot of clock apps for my iPad, but I haven’t run across a Glock one ... :-) ...


4 posted on 03/07/2015 11:55:48 AM PST by Star Traveler (Remember to keep the Messiah of Israel in the One-World Government that we look forward to coming)
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To: Zathras

Good one! LOL!


5 posted on 03/07/2015 11:56:28 AM PST by Red_Devil 232 ((VietVet - USMC All Ready On The Right? All Ready On The Left? All Ready On The Firing Line!))
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To: Zathras

its always a quarter to something around here.


6 posted on 03/07/2015 11:57:00 AM PST by gorush (History repeats itself because human nature is static)
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To: Jeff Chandler

Since I don’t have a Glock, do I get an extra hour?


7 posted on 03/07/2015 11:58:01 AM PST by demshateGod (The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God.)
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To: Jeff Chandler

It would be something impressive to own a clock like that one, with guns instead of hands. What if that ‘Gun Clock’ was like a cuckoo clock, and instead of sounding chimes at the top of the hour, those decorative guns would ‘fire shots’? I would have to turn the sound of Gun Clock off before it struck midnight and woke everybody up in the neighborhood.


8 posted on 03/07/2015 11:58:11 AM PST by lee martell (The sa)
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To: Zathras

Good one. It’s 4 minutes until 6:00 around here.


9 posted on 03/07/2015 11:58:46 AM PST by demshateGod (The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God.)
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To: demshateGod

Hmm. That’s weird.

It’s eight minutes after 3:00 ‘round these parts.


10 posted on 03/07/2015 12:04:23 PM PST by SnuffaBolshevik (Enter something.)
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To: Jeff Chandler

SigSauerP320; best thing about New Hampshire.


11 posted on 03/07/2015 12:05:36 PM PST by CincyRichieRich (We plan to endure. 3%)
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To: Jeff Chandler

I always wait till after I’ve had my morning coffee on Sunday. There’s no way I’m going to get up at 2:00 AM Sunday morning to change the time. ;)


12 posted on 03/07/2015 12:11:53 PM PST by adorno (a)
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To: Jeff Chandler

I always thought people were wrong when they say you “lose an hours sleep” - since you probably don’t get up at 1 AM to change your clock, you change i before you go to sleep.

So... if you normally go to sleep at 10 then sometime before 9 set it ahead to 10... Then you are actually going to bed an hour early than you usually do and sleeping the full 8 hours.

Probably a good thing to get your a$$ to bed an hour early for a change, right?


13 posted on 03/07/2015 12:22:06 PM PST by Mr. K (Palin/Cruz 2016 (for 16 years of conservative bliss))
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To: Jeff Chandler

That extra hour of sunlight every day is what causes global warming.


14 posted on 03/07/2015 12:43:55 PM PST by Veggie Todd (The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. TJ)
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To: Veggie Todd
That extra hour of sunlight every day is what causes global warming.

Ah, good point!

15 posted on 03/07/2015 12:50:54 PM PST by Ken H (DILLIGAF)
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To: Zathras

Snicker! :-)


16 posted on 03/07/2015 1:40:03 PM PST by Georgia Girl 2 (The only purpose o f a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped.)
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To: Jeff Chandler

Most of the time it is three minutes before four at my house.


17 posted on 03/07/2015 1:51:29 PM PST by jy8z (When push comes disguised as nudge, I do not budge.)
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To: CincyRichieRich
SigSauerP320; best thing about New Hampshire.

If there ever was a pistol that could legitimately claim the title "Glock Killer," that's it!

18 posted on 03/07/2015 2:06:23 PM PST by papertyger (I didn't leave my party: my party betrayed me.)
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To: gorush

It’s quarter to three
There’s no one in the place except you and me
So set ‘em up, Joe
I’ve got a little story I think you should know

Were drinkin’, my friend
To the end of a brief episode
So make it one for my baby
And one more for the road

...thanks for the memories, Frank!


19 posted on 03/07/2015 2:11:21 PM PST by newfreep ("Evil succeeds when good men do nothting" - Edmund Burke)
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To: Jeff Chandler

It’s 3:08 am,
do You know where
You’re M1a is?


20 posted on 03/08/2015 4:27:58 AM PDT by Big Red Badger (UNSCANABLE in an IDIOCRACY!)
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