Posted on 03/06/2015 10:59:15 AM PST by blueunicorn6
"I'll take 'Origin Of City Names' for 500, Alex."
"The Saint that Saint Louis is named after."
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"Harry Reid!"
"What is Las Vegas, Alex?"
"No, it's not Las Vegas."
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"Nancy Pelosi!"
"What is California, Alex?"
"No, Nancy, California is a state. It's not a city."
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"Joe Biden!"
"What is orange, Alex?"
"..........Honestly? You think there is a Saint Orange, Joe?"
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"What is yes, Alex.?"
"Joe, take your thumb off the buzzer."
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"What is no, Alex?"
"OK, Harry. Your thumb off the buzzer, too. I've never seen so many idiots."
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"What is The State Department, Alex?"
"Strangely, Nancy, that is correct. Why don't you and I just trade places for the rest of the game."
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"Now that I, Nancy Pelosi, am back in charge, where I should be, we'll just go to Final Jeopardy. The category is 'Democrat Financing'. Please mark down your wagers."
"The Final Jeopardy answer is 'This Is How Democrat Leaders Get Rich'."
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"We'll start with Alex."
"Fleecing the American Taxpayers."
"Oh, sorry Alex. And remember, all responses must be in the form of a question. Joe, stop writing. Now, on to Harry Reid."
"What is selling ourselves to rich people and foreign governments?"
"Sorry, Harry. And that would be selling our influence and votes to rich people and foreign governments. If you were trying to sell yourself, Harry, you'd wind up scrubbing toilets at The Bellagio."
"Now on to our champion, Joe Biden."
"What is orange?"
"Correct! That makes Joe's five day total, seventeen cents and Harry's make-believe treadmill. Join us next week folks when Joe will face off against Debby Whatsherface Schultz and Hillary 'I don't got to show you no steenkin e-mails' Clinton. Good by!"
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"Accommodations for our contestants were provided by the Saudis, George Soros and every dumbass Democrat voter in America."
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Hillary needs to bring her own buzzer and scoreboard to the show next week.
Pet peeve:
Anyone who says “Lewis” should lose. The city may be called “Saint Lewis,” but the saint it was named after is “Loo-ee.” My peeve is that people feel that you must use a perfect accent for any Spanish names, but fully Anglicize all other pronunciations. If you’re going to say, “Whore-hay” and not “George” when you see “Jorge,” then you should say “Loo-ee” not not “Lewis.”
Also, it’s “Pahree,” not “Parriss”; “Moh-ree-al,” not “Monchree-awl”; “Or-lee-ahn” not “Or-leenz.”
Better yet, just stick with “Mecksickoh,” instead of “Mehheekoh.” And so help me, if I hear one more person roll an “r” when they say, “Goo-odd-uh-luh-ahrrrrrrrrah,” I’m going to go completely ballistic.
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