Toilet bowl lid stolen from Devils Lake Dairy Queen

Grand Forks Herald ^ | March 3, 2015 | Adam Ladwig

[skeptoid]

An unusual theft in Devils Lake has police and employees at a local business chuckling. The local Dairy Queen reported a toilet bowl cover stolen from a bathroom Monday night.

Police say the theft happened shortly after 9 p.m., when the store typically closes.

A group of juveniles was sitting near the bathroom. One employee noticed a young male holding something under a sweatshirt or coat. The boy told the employee it was a binder.

A police detective declined to comment about the unusual theft on camera, saying she wouldn't be able to do so with a straight face.

[skeptoid]

I like the fact that this story is news
(in No Dak)

[TexasCajun]

Hugh & Series for sure!

[cripplecreek]

Everybody loves a good crapper caper.

[baltimorepoet]

I think this story starts something like this:

“Hey, John! I dare you to...”

[Celtic Conservative]

In other bathroom news the local police station bathroom has had its toilet stolen. Police so far have nothing to go on.

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[Vendome]

No Shiite?

[Vendome]

Did they leave a “Dear John” letter?

[NorthstarMom]

:)

[Vendome]

Maybe it was taken as a momento by a turd smuggler?

[Responsibility2nd]

WHY???

Why isn’t this in Breaking News?

[Celtic Conservative]

Thank you, I’ll be here all week. don’t forget to tip your waitresses. =^)

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[cripplecreek]

The turd burglar strikes again.

[headstamp 2]

I dunno. I usually get paid to handle toilet seats.

Nice shoving a filthy seat under your shirt.

[Veggie Todd]

I'd get it one piece at a time
And it wouldn't cost me a dime
You'll know it's me when I come through your town
I'm gonna ride around in style
I'm gonna drive everybody wild
'Cause I'll have the only one there is a round.

[chajin]

And the thieves are flushed with their success!

[Vigilanteman]

I graduated from High School in North Dakota. Our local police station had a city map with two colors of pins for incident locations. One color was for fender benders, the other for bicycle thefts. I think we counted four in that category.

Sadly, not long after, there were three grizzly murders in or near our town within the space of two years. It resulted in the book Prairie Murders, for which even used copied command over $20 on Amazon.

[1Old Pro]

One employee noticed a young male holding something under a sweatshirt or coat. The boy told the employee it was a binder.

This kid must be a real genius, probably learned relative values in public school. What next, I can only imagine his career path.

[lowbridge]

Things must be pretty slow in north dakota.

Whats next? Timmy turns himself in to the feds because he ripped the tag off the bed mattress?

[V_TWIN]

You see the latest “better call Saul” episode? the toilet in the garage scene was hilarious. “oh, your so big”................BWHAHAHAHAHA!

[blueunicorn6]

I take it this won’t be a new Blizzard flavor.

“Hi. I’d like a medium toilet lid cover blizzard and could you put some peanuts on top?”