Posted on 02/14/2015 6:05:58 AM PST by matt1234
“Looks good in burka”
allergic to alcohol...makes me break out in handcuffs.
My daughter actually heard that on a date. Gotta love Plenty of Fish.
A programmer’s idea of a joke?
Roses are red
Like the blood at Alcatraz
Be my Valentine
Lazamataz
An ad in the Daily Worker that says “Appearance not important.”
The funniest thing I ever read on a dating site....`if we meet and you don’t look like your photo, you’re buying me drinks until you do’
I admit, that was pretty dang funny!
IMO this term is used almost exclusively by wannabes. Would someone from the upper class use term to describe himself?
I assume so.
LOL!!
Damn! A bass player?
A pike player? A tuna player? (Well, maybe an out-tune-player.) Swordfish, catfish, dogfish, or even orca. But a bass player?????
Ferget it. 8<)
“Be Edward to my Bella.”
No Problem.
They ALL have scales! :-)
And I have a digital Tuna.
freepers are so funny
Dated a really nice looking girl many moons ago who was a Prince fan...she couldn’t stop talking about him...figured she liked him more than me...left her.
Letting an obsession with a celebrity get in the way of a real relationship shows some real psychological issues.
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