As a parking-challenged pickup-driving cretin exited his vehicle at one supermarket parking lot, I called out to him, “You’re going to like parking once you get the hang of it.”
The two-word response I got was what you’d expect.
LOL!
I was with my pro lineman sized friend in a parking lot when a fat slob with no handicapped parking sticker or plate parked in a handicapped space. Mongo stood in his way, pointed to the sign and said “that means PHYSICALLY handicapped.” He got back in and moved his car.